Samwise Ryan

Meep meep! Special Education for Early Childhood teacher. lover of Sci-fi, history, books & audiobooks, people who are different, & stock market evaluation

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@AuschwitzMuseum @LindaM32109623 Happy birthday from The Sam’s Club!!!!!

May all the low-lifes and doubter’s eat spit sandwiches 🥪
I hope they will finally accept the truth and stop the rhetoric that leads to these atrocities!

*emphasis on the “The” - Get off my back Sammy Walton! You got your own club!

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

🚨 MUST WATCH: Eminem says Trump is brainwashing his base into thinking something great is going to happen …

“Nothing is happening!”

Listen to the end .. he says he gets flustered just talking about it.

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@bradaycock @BarryAycock @LasCatalinas Looks like an amazing trip!!!!

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@CoreyRForrester Just listened to your eloquent delivery of an apology on the podcast.
Im sittin out in my barn with the chickens and I think they appreciated it as well.

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@lennyschafer @ThinkifyUsa @JoJoFromJerz If there were Twitter in 1812 ….. God help us….

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@shay3322 Alright!!!!!

[Warren @swd2]

This is the man some of y’all are taking medical advice from

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@AccountableGOP Ummmm… sure they would! 🤷🏻‍♂️
Besides how insane it sounds, if that video existed and was corroborated, they would vote to convict after a WHOLE LOTTA QUESTIONS!!!!

Pretty insane statement from Señor Slimy though…

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@LauraSimbell1 @Dvs14u77 @CoffeyTimeNews I think they were wishing the “Biden tweet” was real and not from a parody account.
Sometimes I wish Biden would be like that too. But instead he acts all “presidential” and dont have time for that mess! 😪

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

RESPECT THE LEGEND FOREVER 😢

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

WORTH THE WATCH!!! Warmbo makes a fantastic return!!!! Open your eyeballs and your ear holes!!!!
Protests Don't Need To Be Civil - SOME MORE NEWS https://t.co/0oh675R3rO via @YouTube

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@Just_like_Nika @MatthewLauseng @fuckyouiquit Well yeah… if you cook at home… you are serving yourself? Danm it,.. I self-serve all the time! Well, half the week at least.

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@gigglesandrage @ginnyhogan_ Oooooo! I love the Big Woman!!!
That was such a joyous union!!!
Spinoff! Spinoff! #BriennesGames !!!!

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@smokinglamps @ginnyhogan_ Jodie Foster for the WIN!!!!
Im a middle-aged white guy that loves all the cultures.
I know the right anser and this is it!!!

[The Notorious ROY G BIV @robwoodyard1]

The president is reportedly fine after experiencing a minor fall yesterday, and is not expected to face any federal charges for espionage, obstruction of justice, or sedition.

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@ginnyhogan_ *Except upside down … and in brown missouri pond water… hot n humid and stagnant due to this drought. Mosquitoes havent been TOO bad yet, but rhese biting flies are terrible!!!
So go ahead and imagine flies biting his pimpled butt as well.
Your welcome for this update on Josh!

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@FieldMontgomery @shay3322 Go to Arbys and get extra horsey sauce. You will be screaming for the Lord to help you in no time!!!!

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@TroopsinContact R total badass 😎 !!!!

[Samwise Ryan @SamwiseRyan]

@rjhintz @TroopsinContact Well if aint literal gorilla 🦍 warfare then I dont give a rats ass how “tough” someone says they are!!!