Sang

Happiness

[Sang @Sang65531417]

@LlewellynOuya Chapati 😁

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Law 1: Thou shall not marry a woman older than you.

Law 2: Though shall not ignore red flags.

Law 3: Thou shall not buy a newspaper after midday.

Law 4: Thou shall not wear a pink coat.

Law 5: Thou shall not cock shame.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Dinywa, umbwa, Kasongo goon, Tutam wewe. We shall cancel you.

[Sang @Sang65531417]

@MoviePlugHQ The last ship is there

[Sang @Sang65531417]

@Mutuabrian_M Yes they assume you are economically dumb,

[Sang @Sang65531417]

@elonmuskTN 3

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Thika Chief Magistrate Hon. Stella Atambo was compassionate to a college student arraigned for stealing whisky worth KSh 1,800 from a Naivas Supermarket outlet. The magistrate was concerned that allowing the 23-year-old to take plea and face criminal charges would taint his record and advised that he pays the Supermarket instead of getting charged.

"You're only 23 and if you're charged, this will mean you'll have a criminal record. You have a long way to go in life and such an offense shouldn't taint your integrity. Only 1,800," she said. The magistrate was curious to know if the male lawyers in the courtroom knew the whisky brand the young man had stolen and how much it cost in the shelves.

She further before told them to save the day for their fellow boy-child who risked ruining his reputation over an offense that could be settled out of court. She inquired if the young man could afford the whisky price which he'd earlier claimed was inflated a bit. The 23-year-old confessed he was unable to pay.

Atambo, on a light note, urged lawyers in the house to help the young man raise the money to help the accused clear his reputation, saying it was a mentorship opportunity for them. Sisi kama walala hoii we are saying Asanti Sana to Hon. Stella Atambo for showing compassion to one of our own.🥹

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Kip Koskey amechoma shule na certificates zote ndani. Vayolence here and there! Wueh!

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@Hon_FaroukKibet Wacha after burial nipeane blow to blow details

I'm a woman with nothing to lose

I'm not an only child like Albert Ojwang. My dad has 9 kids

Kill me, he'll have 8 more

Sina bwana. Sina mtoto

Same with Che Guevara

Nita wa anika, ephu!

Fucking killer regime

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Comrades,

This is it.

Watch and share widely.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

I stand by this message.

[Daktari Ya Wamama @OmugaBash]

This is my main hustle that puts food on the table. If you ever come across this post just Retweet cos my client might be on your TL. I deal with pure mtumba all types location Mumbai building Gikomba call or WhatsApp [phone].

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Hello there,

Kindly assist in following up and checking on a very serious issue at KNH where SHA is deactivated for all patients once discharge day comes.

My twin daughters were under SHA immediately after birth. Now KNH cannot determine who deactivated their SHA and is requesting a total bill of up to Ksh 300,000, which is extremely impossible to pay. Insurance is not being accepted and SHA is not working.

We have confirmed from three other patients that this is a recurring issue. Please air it out so that KNH officials and the Ministry of Health can take note and address this matter urgently.

Thank you.

[Noby @nobiechishyy]

Must watch ‼️

Moses Ali 86 year old man , the deputy Prime Minister of Uganda is compaigning to retain power as a Member of Parliament in the coming 7 months elections .

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

This beautiful lady from Burkina Faso has lectured Mudavadi like nobody’s business… tackle after tackle. 70 year old man would not believe. Finyaaaaaa!

[Kones. @BCherich]

Njugush is never late😂

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Wherever he is, Ndiang'ui Kinyagia is hoping that we're fighting for him. Please let's make noise.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Majamaa, tuchangamkieni hii story ya Ndiangui Kinyagia.

The guy has been missing since Saturday and his whereabouts are unknown.

We cannot be quiet when one of us is missing.

Let us speak for Ndiangui Kinyagia.

Where is Ndiangui Kinyagia?

#FreeNdianguiKinyagia #EndAbductionsKe #RutoMustGoNow

[Eric @amerix]

BREAKING NEWS: You are waking up to news that DIG is still a free man.

Arrest him.

He should not be amongst us.

#ResignEliudLagat

[Eric @amerix]

Members of Parliament should have their active numbers published on the Parliament Website.

An MP is a public officer serving the people.

They can't add us on WhatsApp during campaigns, then change numbers after they get into office.

Publish their numbers.

#ResignEliudLagat