Sarah🌻

23, civil engineer, rugby union player, rollersk8er, mediocre but enthusiastic uke player, a fake but devoted ginger and a rabbit mum

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

a few years ago i was unemployed and had nothing to live for so i spent an entire month sleeping in until 2pm and rewatching gossip girl. the experience was so enjoyable that i sometimes just stop and reminisce like it were an old lover. that was MY year of rest and relaxation

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@asda :(

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@haikugirl1 🤣🤣🤣 I've told him I'll never support the Welsh rugby 😅

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

Imagine being Welsh and actually being proud of this #JOKE #GuinnessSixNations

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

BINGO

[Camz @CamzSavage]

One down, one to go

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

OK I'm dying, I'm in the pub and this guy who fully doesn't believe in the pandemic just said 'you don't know because you're not a urologist' yes sir....

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@gdoubleflat U WOT M8

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@gdoubleflat @nursechocs Never a truer word spoken!

[Haiku Girl @haikugirl1]

Bonfire night cancelled
But nothing can stop us when
There's a pub in sight

#Haiku #BonfireNight

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@LNER Okay Charlene, appreciate your response in this trying time 💕

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@LNER hello 😊 I'm a bit confused. Do you expect its possible to actually get to Leeds today from KGX?

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

Same sis

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

Donna Sheridan is a feminist icon

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

This is the definition of mediocre men rising to the top

The audacity

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

The first UK restaurant from Nusret Gokce, aka Salt Bae, has stunned London dinners after charging £11 for Red Bull and £630 for steak

The venue also charges £9 for a Coca-Cola, £12 for sweetcorn and £100 for a “golden burger” wrapped in gold leaf https://t.co/aOYO2S0SaQ

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

This time I conditioned my sofa 🙃

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

I just shampooed the mop in preparation for tonight's party

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

ME: *telling a joke*
SARA: haha
SARAH: hahah

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@laurenholly97 You're so wise, teach me your ways!!

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@laurenholly97 I hope your wine was exactly the right shade 😅

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

Thus ends the most thrilling saga of my entire life

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

OK but the pure carnage my overgrown chicken has caused this weekend

[Sarah🌻 @Sar_Conch]

@Jxssycar You have no idea how thrilling it was trying to heard him back home