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[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

If I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person

[cdiesels @cdiesels]

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews?
Me:

[rosella @rosehobson_]

Get in the gym, I promise you’ll feel better.

[Reina Sultan 🇱🇧 @SultanReina]

I need three day weekends every week bc I need a day of complete and utter rotting, a day of cleaning, and a day of activities

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.

[Colyn @colynelliott]

It’s so funny how a country who gloats on having freedom of religion uses 1 singular religion’s values to dictate how everyone must live their lives

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you’re so passive aggressive” omg I’m sorry. i meant to be aggressive aggressive

[Dale Brisby @dalebrisby]

If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough. -me

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

We been in January for 6 months Dawg

[💧🌏 Jen Kader @JenWenKad]

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

[XYZ ANON @ogug8]

Just a friendly reminder ❤️❤️❤️

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

the patient portal came for my neck this AM

[jarrett hill @jarretthill]

i want this kinda ol stupid-ass love.