Sarah Louise Padgett

36 years old, from Barnsley, work as an Engineering Planner, Mini/MINI Fanatic & love Sheffield Steelers & Liverpool FC

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

honestly didn’t expect this at all… genuinely had no idea what to expect after taking a break for so long so be seeing this tour sell out faster than any tour i’ve ever played is the most incredible surreal feeling ❤️

thank you to every single one of you who got a ticket and i’m very sorry to any of you who wanted to come and missed out this time. there won’t be any other shows for now, want to make sure I don’t push myself too far too soon. means more than ya know how many of you were waiting to get tickets this morning x

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

A final for the ages... 🏆

Luke Littler 🆚 Michael van Gerwen

[Paul Schleifer @PaulSchleifer]

Cheerful midweek thought.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Sheffield you was and always will be BIBLICAL go easy you mad heads LG x

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sunday plans:
Eat biscuits
Look at rain
Tell other people to look at rain
Say “it’s still raining”
Sip of tea
Repeat

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to look busy:

1. Turn up later than everyone else but rush into the office looking annoyed
2. Act like spending half an hour in the toilet has annoyed you
3. Rush around with an open laptop looking annoyed
4. Get annoyed at a printer
5. Just generally look annoyed

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

On this day 32 years ago, The Longest Night aired for the first time

We got to meet the legend know as The Shadow

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

Happy birthday Only Fools and Horses!

37 years ago today, the first ever episode was released...

It would go on to be the greatest British comedy of all time!

[MINI @MINI]

The one time washing up is something to look forward to. Thank you for the inspiration @daveyc264. #MINILove

[lisa middleton @monkeymidd]

If you want to spend £400 on an oven that doesn’t work and £80 on fitting may I suggest a @HotpointUK from @ao it only takes 1 hour to cook an 8 minute garlic bread! Been told nothing wrong with it ! Well I’m not an engineer but it doesn’t work !!!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest answers:

—

“Been up to much?”
“I wake up, things go badly and then I lie down again”

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“Did you have fun?”
“I tried”

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“How have you been?”
“Mostly bored and tired”

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“Work going okay?”
“No idea”

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“Are you sure?”
“Never”

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“Did you get my text?”
“Sure did”

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

RT if you’ve seen this screen more than 500 times in your life

[MINI @MINI]

#LiveUnfiltered with the roof down like xav_jcw here in the gorgeous #BritishRacingGreen. https://t.co/Ki6IX7NKap

[MINI @MINI]

Cutting through the night, the Union Jack rear lights of the new #MINI3Door and #MINI5Door are unmissable #design icons.

[example @example]

When people say “I’ll have the tuna pizza please” and it’s really difficult to not punch them in the fuckin face

[Football F*ck Ups @FootbaIIFckUps]

MISSING: Anthony Martial.

Last Seen: On the run in France
If Found: Please call José 07865 234 289
Reward: Phil Jones on a free transfer

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I see Jeremy Hunt, a star in May's cabinet, referred to his wife as "Japanese ", while speaking in Beijing

She is, in fact, Chinese

I sympathise. I often refer to my wife as " Japanese ", when she was, in fact, born on the Isle of Sheppey. It's a mistake that's easily made...

[MINI @MINI]

Happy birthday to the creator of MINI - a man who altered the future of the #ClassicMini. #JohnCooper

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Fabulous Victory Guys!
Now Blow the Bloody Doors Off on Wednesday.

[Motorpoint Elite League | #EIHL @officialEIHL]

On behalf of the Elite League, we want to wish @kirky_1424 the very best of luck in today’s NHL Draft. Fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻