Sarah Bollinger

Chauffeur/mom to 6 kids, gym rat, domestic engineer, calamari aficionado

[Sarah Bollinger @SarahMBollinger]

@PRlNCESSKlNK People with dogs think they're more important than actual children. Dogs smell, bark, shit and pee on things, and do damage.

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

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@NYCMayor I'm sure yours is set to 65!

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@nintendopower45 @GraceRoe5142 Depends what it is. That said...I've left stuff out 2 hours and been a ok.

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@fearmeitsbre I didn't with my first...did with number 2-6. Same w sushi...in moderation.

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@seastar898 @CrazyDaysPoster I think she just turned 13.

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@mtnhousewife You haven't met this stay at home wife! Saving on gas? I drive the kids everywhere! Clothing...I buy what I want bc I deserve it 😂

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

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@GarrettGeringer @OVTweetmarck Time to color your hair blue and get a nose ring.

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@fwmarqix I'm squeamish, but I didn't mind the dr talking about the "scar tissue" on my bladder. Obviously, they're playing around w organs. Maybe AirPods would help. They need to tell other drs/nurses what they're doing so everything goes alright.

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@KingMakaveli96 @user84829272 We are in a prestigious club thank you!!

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@midwestern_ope What was that loud boom 💥?

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@_br0f I always scheduled my inductions for many reasons. Nothing wrong with it if you have a valid reason that works for you.

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@laurenhtexas It didn't look like a natural kick though. She probably jutted her stomach out real fast.

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@serenityyynoww @WallStreetApes Store brand diapers are shit...I will say!

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@WallStreetApes We somehow did it when we made barely any money. I did nurse though. Diapers have always been expensive, but Costco runs great deals...so do Target and Walmart. You gotta look for the deals, lady!

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@TheWapplehouse Have you never driven through small towns?

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@slxthkween My parents are close to 70 and are definitely not decrepit.

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@theclassicwife Yes...and then when I stop nursing...I put in 5-10 lbs 😔