Sarah Parlin

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Will Ferrell deciding to educate himself and others as well as supporting and loving Harper unconditionally when she came out to him really puts some other comedians to shame, huh.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was NOT happy

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Anyone who still supports Trump after reading this is a traitor to America and everything our nation stands for.

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

We were about $6,999,999 short on funding for a Super Bowl ad with this same message, but maybe if everyone shares it, we will reach the same number of people?

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

Americans have been wasting billions a year on cold medicines like Sudafed & Benadryl with the active ingredient phenylephrine, despite conclusive evidence they don't work. But a report published yesterday may finally lead to the removal of these drugs from pharmacy shelves. 1/6

[Sarah Parlin @SarahParlin]

@buitengebieden Lazy Ellie

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The real war on women's sports is the lack of funding, lack of respect, and lack of overall support that has been true before and after Title IX. Even now, women athletes in the NCAA are given bare bones facilities compared to male counterparts. It's ridiculous.

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

Can you guess what happens when you give kids food stamps?

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They...

⚫live longer,
⚫invest more in human capital,
⚫are more economically self-sufficient,
⚫live in better neighborhoods,
⚫are less likely to be incarcerated.

https://t.co/ICcAQHvdca

[Fae Johnstone 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @FaeJohnstone]

“Girl, 9, accused of being trans at Kelowna track meet”

This is where anti-trans hate leads. It is an attack on all forms of gender non-conformity, ending in the re-imposition of regressive gender norms and threatening progress on women’s rights. https://t.co/cF3wpau0nJ

[Matt Wallace is Updates Only @MattFnWallace]

If you’re an author in the publishing industry you’re basically trying to win the lottery. It’s a joke. If you write movies/TV you’re not right now because you’re on strike for the basic survival of your profession, which studios are 100% trying to eliminate *as* a profession.

[Sarah Parlin @SarahParlin]

@dustychipura They’ve gotten SO much louder. 😳

[Bobby Alcid Rubio @Bobby_Rubio]

I AM YOUR PADRE

#DarthPadre
#FriarFaithful @Padres
Happy #StarWarsDay
#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Jeremy C. Young @jeremycyoung]

Despicable. Five faculty members denied tenure @NewCollegeofFL because the out-of-state political operatives who have hijacked the board don't think the school needs a GIS professor or a chemistry professor. I guess this is how you build a "Hillsdale of the South."

[Erik Kuna 🚀 @erikkuna]

Alright Internet, need some help? During the Starship/Super Heavy launch I was able to capture this photo below, I need help to find this photo to the wall of that Rockstar of Spaceflight. This kid had such enthusiasm and passion the minute that thing broke from the dust! Unfortunately, I was about 300 feet from the group taking this photo and couldn't get to them in time to ask for contact information before then disappeared into the huge crowd. Maybe someone knows someone who was at the launch who knows someone who recognizes someone, would be a cool. Never know...

Photo: me for @SuperclusterHQ - purchase prints or downloads from the launch here: https://t.co/sCsOgQj6PW

[Jessica Mason Pieklo @Hegemommy]

Entire maternity wards are shutting down. The maternal mortality crisis in this country is going to get worse and we seem to be in a collective shrug about it.

I'm tired.

[trash jones @jzux]

america: kids can work in factories now

america: if an active shooter comes into their class, kids should just hide in a big metal box

america: lmao why would preschool be free

america: why aren’t people having KIDS ANYMORE

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the words "shall not be infringed" are meaningless without the words WELL REGULATED MILITIA.

Just kidding, I know exactly who needs to hear it.

You're living a 2nd Amendment lie. It's not a blank check to all gun-loving randos. And it doesn't give you carte blanche permission to mow down dozens of innocents in an angry hail of bullets.

It doesn't supersede OUR rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It's not more sacred than our right to watch our 5-year-olds grow into adults and have kids of their own. It's not more important than our rights to live long, fulfilling lives.

Yeah, we've heard it all before "it won't stop every mass shooting," but if it stops ONE mass shooting, if it saves someone's little kids, someone's mama, isn't THAT worth throwing everything we can at this epidemic of gun deaths?

Seatbelts, speed limits, and helmets don't prevent EVERYONE from dying, but they sure do save a LOT of lives. Nobody took our cars away, so stop it with that nonsense. But they DID insist we learn how to properly drive one, get a license and registration, and abide by the common rules of the road.

Right now, we are failing to protect our littlest kids from being mass murdered while they're in school. Don't they deserve to learn without being burdened with fight or flight, or hiding under their desks, wondering if they're going to die today?

And how selfish are YOU to resist what, a few extra rules some more days waiting on a background check to save some lives just to preserve your fantasy of some shootout with a tyrannical gov't?

Oh, the criminals are going to have access to guns while you won't? WRONG. You'll have access, you just have to buy your guns legally. Many of these mass shootings aren't even criminals -- they are just angry, selfish people looking to make a big splash before they take themselves out.

No other country on Earth has this problem. What do you need an AR-15 for? If you have a showdown with the government, I hate to burst your bubble, but you will lose, for sure. No real hunter uses that kind of weapon to shoot deer or rabbits. So what is it, then? A small peen? See a therapist.

The NRA has sold a lot of lies to insecure people. Tyranny? Wasn't that supposed to be President Obama? How do you still have guns and ammo?

And the scapegoating of trans people absolutely has to stop. They are our smallest, most vulnerable community. If you didn't have them to shit on, you'd still be shitting on gay people. And Muslims. And Blacks. And all the way down the list of people you need to feel like you're superior to. All they want to do is exist without being told they shouldn't.

And their rights to exist are more important than your right to own a big ass gun to make you feel better about your little ass dick.

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Read the Constitution again. It doesn't say anything about the right to shoot up innocents in a school, or a church, or a supermarket, or a club, or anywhere.

[Sarah Parlin @SarahParlin]

@SamSykesSwears I know I’d lose if throwing hands at Waffle House.