Sarah

[Sarah @SarahSchenning]

Couldn’t ask for a better senior Senator - or a better team ❤️

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

To our friend Ben — to my friend Ben — thank you.

[Sarah @SarahSchenning]

One of our best and truest public servants. Thank you @SenSherrodBrown

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

It's been an honor to fight for Ohio and the Dignity of Work in the United States Senate.

Thank you, Ohio.

[h a n a @bukayocore]

dark arts

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

There will be two binding themes for the gaslighters who will pretend they think it’s great that one of the biggest games of the season was turned into that for a minor technical infringement that precisely no one gives a fuck about. They will not mention that Doku was not booked for the same thing. They will not mention that we were told that the same ref didn’t give Kovacic a second yellow in the same fixture 11 months ago because the head of the PGMOL told us that ‘he didn’t want to change the game.’

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

In the midst of a busy summer, I’m glad @SenatorCardin and I were able to take a quick break to resolve one of the great regional disputes of our time.

Maryland’s honor has been restored: the Orange Crush is ours.

[Charles Davie @chuckdavie]

So many weird events in Declan Rice red card
1. Is it even a freekick to begin win?
2. Veltman doesn't take the freekick from where he was fouled
3. Veltman threw the ball at Rice who is walking away.
4. The ball is still moving as Veltman goes to kick it
5. Veltman kicks him

[Aaron West @oeste]

nothing like supporting a european soccer team to have your whole weekend ruined before 9am

[Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast @EvanOutOfTen]

For Emma, Forever aGo to the polls

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

My theory is Cristiano Ronaldo will never retire so the Portuguese Football Federation will set up elaborate fake tournaments every two years for him to play in while the real thing takes place elsewhere.

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Ben White to the opposition keeper when we win a corner:

[Icona @iconawrites]

“Hot girl summer” is cancelled. This year we’re doing *hag* girl summer. We’re holidaying in a swamp; we are hiding in the woods inside a hut with chicken legs; we will have no “beach body” but rather a *bog body* covered in moss and mushrooms.

[Tara @taraAFCx]

You’ll fall in love, I know you will, our number 6 is the king of Brazil!

Our centre half, he’ll give you hell. Our wall at the back is Gabriel.

Ole ole, ole ola! 🎶 @biel_m04

[Aaron West @oeste]

i love when arsenal do the goals and the winning that is enjoyable to me

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

“Catch me, Captain Wentworth!” “Louisa, NO!”

[Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz]

yes ... that is how the Impoundment Control Act works ...

[Laura Rozen @lrozen]

🧵Sen. Chris Van Hollen praises new national security memorandum issued by the President, saying it models provisions in an amendment he offered with 18 colleagues. It does 3 things, he says: It said that we should make sure that US security assistance is aligned with our values

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

🚨 NEWS: Today the Biden Admin put out a new policy to hold ALL recipients of US weapons accountable to intl law. I applaud @POTUS for taking this critical step, modeled on our amendment.

As Joe Biden would say, this is a BFD. More here & in the 🧵 below: https://t.co/7RgQq8MvKS

[Sarah @SarahSchenning]

Each new person discovering Tracy Chapman is so privileged.

[chart data @chartdata]

Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" has reached #1 on US iTunes for the first time ever following #GRAMMYs performance with Luke Combs.

[the icebox: donate blood 🇵🇸 @jessiiccaa]

MOOD

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

My friend @Call_Me_Dutch has spent years fighting for the people of Baltimore, his district & our nation. I'm grateful for his decades of exemplary public service, including his work on behalf of our natl security. He'll be missed here in Congress but once Team MD, always Team MD