Sarah Sheldon

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@EMC__01 We want to be twitter famous!!!!

[Positive Vibes Only @luckyErin01]

My family knows my Twitter account..they are stalking me 🤣🤣

[Positive Vibes Only @luckyErin01]

Pizzzzzzaaaa 🍕🍕🍕🍕🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

PHILLIP JUST OPENED THE FRIDGE AND ASKED WHERE THE BATTERIES WERE AT 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

Having a retired dad is the BEST.

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

If you ask me, there’s nothing more disappointing than having brunch plans and going to a restaurant that only serves lunch. Everyone knows that brunch is a delayed breakfast 😑☕️🥞

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

A friend reminder this holiday season that no one thinks your family members are as cute as you do, so maybe think twice before posting that pic of your drooly-yet-also-somehow-crusty mamaw/nephew

[kels @kelseygoad]

people who go straight into vigorous exercise w absolutely no warm up/stretching terrify me..... that’s how ya tear ya whole asshole

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@mmccaf I’m in the market as well. Life is ruff

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@_NatalieShelton @pgegs_59 #NeverForget

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

Just getting the final details figured out!

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@_NatalieShelton The worst kind of people 😑

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@Gegs82 Wow this is so exciting!!!!!😍😍😍

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@LizBolinger @pgegs_59 IM DEAD AT THIS!!!!😂😭😂

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

True friends will tell you what you need to know, even when it’s hard to hear.

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

It’s drives me crazy when people say “don’t worry about things that you can’t control”. Like if I could control this I wouldn’t be worried!!!!

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

How do I tell my mom that I know she’s passionate about Brownsburg Chatter but I don’t need her to read me every comment about the new Thai Basil?🤔😅

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@eric_hemmelgarn Out of the wedding. Sorry. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

The sad truth of it is, there are people living in this country who like Chips Ahoy better than Oreos. Idk either.

[Sarah Sheldon @SarahSheldon23]

@KatieSull99 It just took me a few minutes to realize that I’d be adopting an adult male and not a senior bunny 😅🤣