Sarah Pfeiffer

If it's funny, I want to see it, hear it, read it...the funnier the better!

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@realDonaldTrump @CBP @RealTomHoman @KristiNoem @elonmusk can we find a way to retroactively “naturalize” all illegal aliens who are here, have established lives/families, are not using any government subsidies, and have no other crimes? Basically wipe the

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@RandPaul I live in Michigan, The Mitten State ✋🏻, and have always had to show a valid ID every time I’ve ever voted…I don’t understand what all the hullabaloo is about…

[Legend @realLegendAfg]

Millions of dollars are still sent to Afghanistan every week and delivered to the Taliban’s Central Bank. But it can be stopped. The bill to Defund the Taliban remains stalled in the Senate. Ask Wyoming Senator @SenJohnBarrasso to schedule it for a vote. Call: [phone]

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@BlakeSNeff @AndrewKolvet Can you please source this quote?

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@McConaughey *le sigh* my oldest son is almost 18 and tbh, I’m really struggling. It is SUCH a milestone and I am SO very proud of the amazing human he has grown up to be. BUT, I still feel like a fat gorilla mom, who wants to tuck her baby into her fat role, to keep him nice and safe 🤷🏼‍♀️😂🥹

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@RashidaTlaib You should withdraw from “representing” the state of Michigan…you’re a fucking embarrassment and disgrace

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@ShawnRyan762 @sarahadams Does that number take into account how many “aged out” and were adopted??

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@Goody2Shoes46 STRAIGHT into the politician’s and lobbyists’ pockets…

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@sarahadams I was in DC a year ago and saw a man, dressed in faux “military” clothing/uniform and CLEARLY “casing” the street around the Ford theatre and the home he died in. I sent that info to you, @ShawnRyan762 and @FBI and no one ever replied/reached out.

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@ShawnRyan762 I was SO happy to see @0dayCTF (AKA: Ryan Montgomery/The Ethical Hacker) on @TuckerCarlson!! The more exposure Ryan gets, the better!!

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@ButchM5573 @ewarren @grok who is the guy in this picture with Elizabeth Warren

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@SenAdamSchiff You are a disgusting human being…

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@GovWhitmer You STILL haven’t “fixed the damn roads,” despite the HUGE increase in taxes every Michigander has shouldered during your reign and, literally, EVERYTHING is way more expensive…give me a break 🙄

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@heyitsmeCarolyn But…why??

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@LairdOfThManor That right there is a whole host of mental health issues lol

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@VigilantFox She’s an embarrassment to our state 👎🏻

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@TamraJudgeOC That tracks…🙄

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@FoxNews Not to be a dick but, while I totally agree that a missing 84yo woman is awful, over 270,000 women/girls go missing every year. If this wasn’t about a rich white woman, it would’ve MAYBE been a blip on local media…not a worldwide, CONSTANT news story…

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@mikealfred B!!!

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@MichaelTLester @TrackingAQ @ShawnRyanShow @ShawnRyan762 I’m so tired of our country pretending to be the “World Police”…

[Sarah Pfeiffer @Sarahp5579]

@HustleBitch_ He clearly failed the standard field sobriety tests…doesn’t matter if he blew zeros at that point.