Jonathan Drake

Former Republican against Trump. We ALL want a better country, even those who disagree. If you can't acknowledge that, we have nothing to talk about.

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@realDonaldTrump "Biden Administration"

Say it again, bitch.

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@elonmusk Well then, give me a minute while I think of a few thousand things to say.

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@elonmusk You know, it's possible to own a company without actually running it. Try some of that.

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@CathieMarieb @realDonaldTrump I absolutely LOVE that you replied to my 100% accurate prediction! I posted it 4 days before the capital was stormed by a sickeningly unpatriotic mob.

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@CathieMarieb @realDonaldTrump Actually, it's up to the person making the claim to support it. No need to ask what the proof is, he doesn't know. Instead ask why isn't the proof on Trump's website? (I mean, if it was anywhere, THAT is where it would be, right?)

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@CMB54190960 @realDonaldTrump I've looked into dead voters, illegals, machines, and alleged "more votes than registered". ALL of them. I can't do them all via twitter, so pick which would you like me to debunk with facts?

Prediction: If you reply at all, you won't answer but will call me dumb.

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@hodgetwins @elonmusk Hi, it's me, the left. Boom.

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@RedFoxWK @elonmusk Actually, you'd have about 9 billion more than Elon musk. He's worth 290.3 billion, and what you just said comes out to $299.3 billion. Just sayin'.

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@Beechmere @Bosslogic @elonmusk It may include a bidet.

Actually I own a bidet attachment and I highly recommend them, but a few sheets of TP to dry off is usually needed.

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@neiltyson @elonmusk Mr. Tyson, with that tweet you've just made your greatest contribution to humankind.

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@elonmusk Ew.

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@SpaceX @elonmusk @NASA @esa @Commercial_Crew @Astro_Raja @AstroMarshburn @astro_matthias Since apparently those aren't pressure suits, what are the face shields for? And if it's "just a helmet", then I'd like to know when was the last time a helmet saved an astronaut in a crash?

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@MarthaTilghman @iamgabesanchez @davenewworld_2 PEOPLE like to fight... including women, but they avoid physically fighting men because they don't like getting their asses kicked. Women fight each other all the time. And men of weaker physical stature avoid fighting too.

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@Akeenmind @shadow_glance @AdamKinzinger I'm a white man and the FACT that black people were brought on slave ships doesn't make me feel AT ALL like one of a "master race". Although I don't think people are responsible for the acts of their ancestors, it's definitely something to be ashamed of, and to always remember.

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@KCLuvCo @Foreverliberal4 @apathetic_NY #1 - If the virus is not in a droplet, it dies quickly.

#2 - It's true that the virus is small enough to escape masks. That's not the purpose. Masks reduce the radius of spreading droplets containing the virus from exhaled air, for OTHER people.

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@KCLuvCo @apathetic_NY Getting vaccinated makes the odds of transmission or hospitalization near zero. Not zero, but near zero.

And what the hell is the theory about gov't control? You need to flush that out... Do you think it contains a microchip? Mind control? What? A jab alone is not control.

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@PPathole @elonmusk Well, a certain percentage of our budget must go to hookers and cocaine.

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@regalbeats @Pusencer1 @FRCdc How about your favorite death of all, the crucifixion?

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@FRCdc God isn't. More than half of human pregnancies end in miscarriage before the woman even knows she's pregnant. When does life begin again?

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@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Hair Club for Men?

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@teamelphaba @Angry_Staffer What the hell? He has exactly zero governmental authority now. He is NOT president any more than I am, or you are.

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@maddow I think they BELIEVED the outcome would favor them. Whether it was the Bamboo theory or whatever. But they didn't find what they thought they would.

What a pickle they're in now.

If they had anything, they would AT LEAST announce how many votes they think should change.