Sarah

Penn State Proud

[relatable @byreIatable]

Mom: "When's the last time you've had a decent night sleep?"

Me:

[Onward State @OnwardState]

Retweet and follow for a chance to win two tickets to see Luke Bryan at the @JordanCenter April 15!

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me: i saw on fb you had a baby
friend: ya
me: how much does he bench
friend: what
me: [leans in to his ear] how much. does he fuckin bench

[Paige Hathaway @PaigeHathaway]

I think it's cute how they're putting jokes on the side of Nutella jars. Like listen to this one - Serving Size: 2 tablespoons.

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

@jslakos you're welcome 😏 https://t.co/9ZQtaeBKM4

[ISO Trump++ @isotrumpp]

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and exercise undefined behavior, and I wouldn't lose any users, OK?

[ISO Trump++ @isotrumpp]

I will build a great std::barrier to keep JavaScript programmers out, and I will make @BrendanEich pay for that std::barrier.

[Kelly @kelhutch17]

Me: "omg why do you have 290 unread texts?"
@Sassy4Lyfee: "people are really dull"
😂😂😂

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

@THON https://t.co/NF37ZtWPUE

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

@THON the best part of THON is the people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💕 #THON2016

[Kelly @kelhutch17]

THON is today! It's not too late to donate. Visit https://t.co/R11ZAobJoF today to… https://t.co/bhNnn2THac

[Bee House FTK @beehouseftk]

Don't forget to come out tonight at and support @npolito3 and @Sassy4Lyfee tonight at Mr. and Mrs. Special Interest.

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

@Sluttergeist hey what's up hello 🙋🏼

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

@jslakos who do you know here?

[Penn State College of IST @ISTatPENNSTATE]

Vote for IST's Julian Moore in the @PennStateMBB Dunk Contest Semifinals! Please retweet https://t.co/4AkcjOmiP6

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

I'm not gonna waste my time & be in a relationship unless I'm lowkey obsessed with you.

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

@smithzo62 so this is a thing

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

"There is no beauty without some strangeness of proportion" - Francis Bacon

Bby ily 😘

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

"I downloaded yik yak last night for an hour. Then I deleted it bc I started getting in a fight" -@chelsdawg28

[Cool Eric @OBiiieeee]

i have never had an opinion on umbrellas, if it's raining i do not go outside because i am not high on crystal meth

[Sarah @Sassy4Lyfee]

"Looks fade but stupidity doesn't" -some ugly creature