DrinkingWithMagicians

I'm like a caged peacock yearning for the wind on my haunches

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

How can Tessa and I make this happen
10-22-2022

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

If you get married in October … ima commit to performing dreams & nightmares at a wedding for free for the 10 year Anniversary

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Omg. We are starting to get prettttyyy close to 600k followers 👀

Consider this a *humble* ask for a RT + follow 🙏

It will take a BIG team to defeat Dr. Oz + win this seat

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Joey Chestnut

Unfazed.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

IF YOU DONT HAVE THE APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND THE BOOTS WITH THE FUR YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

COVID UPDATE: EVERYBODY IS FUCKED

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

Tessa keeps headbutting me

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

@drewby_doo @uncle_fester___ How dare you

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

Tessa just said
"Damn it! Barbara Bush's Instagram is private. This is bullshit"

[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

We went to an apple orchard 🍎🥰😍🍎

[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

My boyfriend just told me my Playboy Bunny name would be ‘hoagie’.

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

Tessa (@uncle_fester___ )just asked me
"What animals do I think I could take in a fight?" And followed it with
"I'm going to need details per creature."

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

I am working on bringing back the wall twerk
Ask @uncle_fester___ I have been doing them rather frequently lately

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Happy #ValentinesDay ❤️

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

@TomBrady after 3 Shirley Temples

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Tom Brady drunk asl 💀https://t.co/8Ff2hlUART

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Can’t talk rn, I’m doing hot girl S%*t

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

Nothing like attacking the police while holding a blue lives matters flag

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Santa Ophelia is getting into the spirit

[DrinkingWithMagicians @Satans_Masseur]

@uncle_fester___ @ me next time
Coward