SatireSphere

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

WHY RESISTANCE CAN'T SURRENDER? 🇵🇸 (A thread)

To get the answer, we are going back to 1982 Lebanon War. On August 30 1982, PLO (Palestinian Liberation Organization) surrendered and evacuated Beirut as a gesture of peace under a US-brokered deal.

IDF took advantage of the fact that due to the ceasefire agreement, barracks and mines that encircled Beirut's predominantly Muslim neighborhoods, which kept Israelis at bay during the SIEGE OF BEIRUT, were removed. IDF marched into the city and surrounded Beirut's Sabra neighborhood and Shatila refugee camp.

On 16th September 1982, as IDF had surrounded those areas, IDF allowed their Lebanese Christian allies to enter the refugee camps and murder thousands of unarmed Palestinians. /1

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

"We investigated ourselves"

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Following the completion of an initial examination regarding a photograph published earlier today of an IDF soldier harming a Christian symbol, it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF soldier operating in southern Lebanon.

The IDF views the incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier’s conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its troops.

The incident is being investigated by the Northern Command and is currently being addressed through the chain of command. Appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in accordance with the findings.

Furthermore, the IDF is working to assist the community in restoring the statue to its place.

The IDF is operating to dismantle the terrorist infrastructure established by Hezbollah in southern Lebanon, and has no intention of harming civilian infrastructure, including religious buildings or religious symbols.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

"We"? I thought you said you were American. 🤔

[Emily Schrader - אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر @emilykschrader]

Yeah, we prefer to be alive and disliked, than to be dead. The audacity.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

Does that include Israel, fatty?

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Foreigners should not be able to serve in Congress. That’s why I’ve introduced the Disqualifying Dual Loyalty Act.

If you’re a citizen of another country, you shouldn’t serve this one.

Get out.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

This bitch 🤣🤣

[Goldie Ghamari | گلسا قمری 🇮🇷 @gghamari]

جمهوری اهریمنی اسلامی دارند یه قل دوقل بازی می‌کنند ولی پرزیدنت ترامپ داره شطرنج بازی می‌کنه. الان موقعشه که فقط بگیم جاوید شاه.

پاینده ایران و ایرانی. جاوید شاه. ✌️

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

"Strait of Hormuz will reopen because of the US military capability"
Yeah like it was ever closed before Feb 28.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

So Trump chickened out as always 🤣🤣

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

When the US was vetoing the UN resolutions, these clowns were nowhere to be found.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

It is unfortunate that the UN Security Council has once again failed to demonstrate effectiveness and act decisively in the face of such a global threat as the Iranian regime's blockade of the Strait of Hormuz.

No one should be allowed to block such globally significant sea lanes or undermine the security of dozens of nations through terrorist attacks against the freedom of navigation.

We faced a similar challenge in the Black Sea when the Russians attempted to block our ports and civilian shipping—Russia was trying to suffocate our economy. And we found a way to solve that problem through decisive action, not inaction.

Now, we see a similar problem on a global scale. The Strait of Hormuz must remain open to all vessels that sustain vital economy lifelines and maintain normal international trade.

Countries in the region have spoken clearly on this, and we support the aspirations of the people of the Middle East and the Gulf for peace.

Peace and security in this region directly impact stability, market predictability, and the cost of living in every single country.

Such problems and this war must not be prolonged. The world needs a functional UNSC that acts more decisively to resolve acute security challenges of global magnitude.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

A literal demon

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Happy Power Plant and Bridge Eve!

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

Hahahahaha

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

This is the family the Islamist Nazi regime killed last night in Israel with their missiles aimed at civilians.  The parents are in their 80s.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

Hahahahaha
Thus must be satire

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

If the Iranian regime does not accept Trump’s off-ramp, they shift from being the victim to becoming the aggressor

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

"WHY HATE THE REGIME SO MUCN"
Fuck you retard.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

IRAN REFUSING TO ACCEPT TRUMP'S CEASEFIRE PROPOSAL REMINDS ME OF WHY I HATE THE REGIME SO MUCH

IF THEY DON'T ACCEPT A DEAL SOON, THEY WILL DESTROY THEIR OWN COUNTRY

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

5 minutes 🤣🤣😭

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

5 minutes after Iran is free, it will become one of the most prosperous, industrious, successful and innovative countries on Earth

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

US when Iran doesn't shoot down their planes: "Oh look at these retards, they can't shoot us, we have air superiority."
Also US when Iran does shoot down: "how can they do that? We will give them answer. That is inhumane"
Like fucking make it make sense.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

"Oh look at the country we are attacking is fighting back."
Yeah no shit Larry.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Now, imagine if Iran had nuclear weapons.

It can never be allowed.

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

It's always something "holiest" with jews. Stewie was right.

[Arsen Ostrovsky @Ostrov_A]

Horrific! Iranian ballistic missile striking the central Israeli city of Petah Tikva, as families meant to be celebrating Passover, one of the holiest periods of the Jewish year!

World response? DEAFENING SILENCE!

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

Yeah no shit sherlock. The US is the largest producer. It has nothing to do with this daughter-fucker.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

DRILL, BABY, DRILL!

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

Ending the problems that he himself created. Nice one.

[borovik @3orovik]

Trump is playing 4D chess

- War ends -> oil drops
- inflation collapses
- Powell out -> Kevin Warsh cuts rates
- Liquidity floods into the economy
- Markets giga pump (including crypto)

Right into midterms

Republicans sweep. That’s the plan

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

Dan Bilzerian for president.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

@LauraLoomer @RepFine I’m not Muslim dipshit, don’t forget to take your meds Larry

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

No one cares Rabbi.

[Faris Al Hammadi @FarisHammadi]

Next video about the Rafidha exposes their pagan, clownish aqeedah.

I’m just getting started, Mutah boys 😎

[SatireSphere @SatireSphere25]

"They were attacked first." I guess this homo didn't get the memo.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Every war Israel has fought is a war of defense. In every war, they were attacked first.