Saul Legalist

Close your Bibles, I'll take it from here.

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Today's sermon will target the saved and unsaved. Blessed is the nation whose god is the Lord! Also, vote Republican!

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Props to any worship leader who had the kahunas to leave "Good, Good Father" off the set list today. And congrats to your congregation.

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Today we honor the women who, more than anyone else, put us on the right path. Not talking about the teachers; not the coaches; not even the guidance counselors. Happy Mother's Day!

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@KingJamesBS #Subtweet

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I've been busy putting the finishing touches on my new book, "Turning Everyday Confrontations Into Gospel Confrontations." Be looking for it at your local Barnes and Nobles!

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@NurseryAngry @LloydLegalist Why stop at preaching?

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@LloydLegalist Just like our trusty KJV: timeless and inspired!

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Dice, cards, and brackets. Some people use them to gamble, so we don't touch them- PERIOD!

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Who is on the Lord's side? Come to tonight's Prayer Meeting at 7:00 to prove it. I mean- find out.

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@GPaLegalist Dad, it's me, your firstborn and heir to the Legalist birthright! You ordained me to the gospel ministry as a gifted 14 year-old.

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@LloydLegalist Pro Tip: Ask, "How many of you would like a surprise?" then take a picture for the Soulwinning page on the website.

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Flipping channels and stumbled across some compromising Southern Baptist preacher named Adrian Rogers. I was not prepared for this paradigm.

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Old-time religion and granddad's suit: Good enough for him and good enough for me.

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I've never watched a movie in my life! However, there are few good films I enjoy from time to time.

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Once I preached an expository sermon.

Once.

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Goat? On judgement day I just want to be a sheep. Baa baa-baa baa.

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There are 1800 tweets about Marron 5. Stay in school, kids.

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My Sermonator 3000™ froze up generating point 2A. We can cancel church for that, right?

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Guys aren't much for poetry, but given a men's conference podium and the lyrics to "Cat's in the Cradle," they suddenly think they're spoken-word artists.

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Say, we can go where we want to
A place they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind