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Pearls of Wisdom and First World Problems.

[Sav @SavGrrraf]

Not Gwyneth Paltrow knowing the value of a dollar…

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: So how do you feel about February?
Virgo: Please repeat the question

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

If HAMILTON taught us anything, it’s that this should be settled with a rap battle.

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Sav @SavGrrraf]

@moragh_ Was it?!

[Sav @SavGrrraf]

I don’t feel the need to explain why “Fairytale of New York” is my favorite Xmas song and nor do I have to.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

found a man with the same attitude as me this boy irritating

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

how am I supposed to stay gold, ponyboy, stay gold in these conditions

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

do people who run marathons know that they don't have to

[Sav @SavGrrraf]

My upswing in mental healthy has confirmed it really isn’t me, it’s you.

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

The Slut Era is over. The Time of the Orc has come.

[Sav @SavGrrraf]

The mini pumpkins from Trader Joe’s are the only thing holding my life together.

[sophia ✨ @musicallaneous]

phantom of the opera should go out with a bang by actually dropping the chandelier on the audience during the last performance

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

girls who studied abroad in london need your support right now ❤️

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Actually no that’s not the truth Ellen you were invited

[Sav @SavGrrraf]

Celebrating Virgo Season by color-coordinating my roster.

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

what am I supposed to say when someone tries to hit on me and I’m in a situationship.. like “no no I am being fooled”