ThaiboyDefenseMilitia

Starting a people's protracted war against the corrupt Swedish government. We will not rest until thaiboy is allowed to return to be with his comrades

[ThaiboyDefenseMilitia @SaveThaiboyML]

Going back in time to repeatedly introduce Miles Davis to instruments with increasing numbers of octave divisions until I eventually return to a desolate nuclear wasteland

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@Dykeocletian Probably yeah

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There’s a bag in my kitchen which due to a spillage contains cardamom, cloves and a single 80mg propanalol. One day I will accidentally make some very calming pilau rice.

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One time my mum was trying to convince me I should speak without dialect because it could lose me opportunities and I joked that Northerners are the most oppressed people in the uk and she very sincerely agreed

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@spicydabeli The problem with DSOTM and The Wall is that Pink Floyd are at their best when fucking around with their instruments for far too long. Both great concepts though.

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Say what you want about King Charles at least he isn’t constantly ending up in situations where he has to be rescued through matching a series of tiles to dismantle a contraption

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I really hate chess puzzles like this, no test of calculation just “can you notice”, the worst examples are ones that rely on you reading the rank numbers

[Chess Master @xxChessMaster]

White to move! Mate in 1!

[ThaiboyDefenseMilitia @SaveThaiboyML]

@testpatterns_ It’s so janky. On my old phone it used so much memory my music stopped playing. Sometimes it randomly decides I can only look at the first page of a chart.

[Test Patterns (6-2) @testpatterns_]

RYM is almost unusable due to their horrible rules and strange firewall thing. That's my site though.

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Retail has fried my brain saw a guy tearing through delivery at Lidl and thought “we need him”

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I think we should have realised there was a problem with youth unemployment in the uk the moment these things started to show up

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Used to live with a far right Bi guy who would regularly defend the N-word and f word but drew the line at this

[kc @dubesdee]

people from the uk saying f*ggot is one of the worse americanisms imo, poofter is right there

[ThaiboyDefenseMilitia @SaveThaiboyML]

Notice how the most pro Israel voter base is also the most antisemitic

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@Dykeocletian English riviera is so underrated

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@lukecarry_ Not worried about your slaves escaping ?

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@Dykeocletian Complimented a regular customer on his ACAB knuckle tattoos then realised he had a Falanga tattoo on the back of his neck

[Danish Hussain @astrodanish]

if a man writes a woman a poem, he loves her

if a man writes a woman 763 poems, he loves poetry

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

Manchester City should be made to finish HS2 imho.

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@Dykeocletian They’re noble savaging the proletariat

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Finally got the glass out of my thumb after 2 years !!!