Pros of waitressing:
-get to talk to new people
-unlimited access to ranch dressing
-always on ur feet so exercise
Cons:
-dudes who tip 10% and leave their number on the receipts dammit Chad I have rent to pay not dicks to suck
remember when youd go over to ur friends and go to the “computer room” to the old shitty desktop n sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend showed you Charlie the unicorn n Harry Potter puppets and their older siblings were listening to Soulja boy and tpain ya
you’re wrong. one day you’ll have a dog. and they’ll be special in their own ways. they might have a stuffed fren. or like to hop in puddles. you might even have a skittle under the fridge. but they’ll do many other things. that’s why they’ll be yours. that’s why you’ll love them