While contemplating how well I'd survive the apocalypse as I looked out over the city from my highrise apt, I started feeling pretty good about my chances. I took a deep calming breath of relief and pulled a chest muscle. I'ma goner!
As a state championship-winning football coach, I’ve given more than a few high-stakes halftime speeches—but this is by far the most important one.
It’s halftime, Minnesota—and what happens next is up to you. #OneMinnesota
“I hope that my colleagues who attend Mr. Netanyahu’s remarks remember this as they rise, time and time again, to give him a standing ovation: as a result of Israeli restrictions on humanitarian aid, children, women, innocent people in Gaza are now starving to death” -@SenSanders
Pete Buttigieg is very good at this: "Crime is down under Joe Biden and crime was up under Donald Trump. Now, I don't know how often that gets reported on this network, so if you're watching this at home, do yourself a favor and look up the data ... why would America want to go back to the higher crime that we experienced under Donald Trump?"
Journalist: Bro did Trump imply yet again that he’s gonna end democracy if he’s elected? Fr?
Trump supporter: lol that’s just Trump being Trump, he’s wild
Journalist: haha yeah shit’s crazy so anyways—
@briantylercohen@DemocracyDocket
If elected, can Rs jst 25th Amendment TFG?!
Jadolf Ditler Vance becomes POTUS & implements all of #Project2025.
He'd have a stacked SCOTUS, 100,000 civil servant loyalists AND ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY?😳
🙏say it's impossible!
https://t.co/sbAaU06G7C
.@piersmorgan: 'Clearly there's been a failed policy on the southern border.'
@briantylercohen: 'That might suggest that we need legislation on the border. And in fact we had 3 senators negotiate a border bill that was the most conservative bill any Dem could've signed. But Trump issued his clarion call to Republicans because he thought it was too important to preserve the border as a campaign issue and he wouldn't allow this to be solved. So @TomiLahren and @georgesantos [off camera], spare us the grandstanding about the border when neither of you called for this bill to be passed.'
Trump: Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas, do you remember? Yes, I'm an Indian. Yes. She said I'm an Indian. Why are you an Indian? You don’t look like an Indian