Jacob Schantz

he/him. Very earnest or completely ironic. Always cringe.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

You should probably hire me.
https://t.co/9D0JgyAyev

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

Loser has thoughts on those who won.

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

@Pretefunkera Did I ever get elected? Who is still the US Senator? Which party controls the legislature and 6 out of 7 congressional offices? So what power did I gain to authorize me to pave any roads in that S.C.?

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

...

No.

[Rep Josh Gottheimer @RepJoshG]

These are the same photo.

Enough is enough. Where do we draw the line?

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@__0HOUR1_ He's 67, dumbass.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

Trump fan fic accounts should learn a trade over the next 2 years.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: President Trump confirms the sealant peeling off the Lincoln Reflecting Pool is VANDALISM that will now be REPAIRED

The algae is 75% gone 👏🏻

LEFTISTS WANT FILTH!

“We’ve cleaned, renovated, and beautified over 45 Monuments and Memorials, 28 Statues, and 22 Fountains in Washington, D.C. Things are really looking good in our Nation’s Capital, and add to that the fact that when I became President, Crime was rampant, and now, Washington, D.C., is one of the Safest Cities anywhere in the United States.”

“However, we’ve had some real problems with Vandalism at the beautiful Reflecting Pool, which sits between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. Just like three days ago, they destroyed the grass outside of the Pool, they’ve also done everything possible to hurt the inside surface that was just installed.”

“No different than the chemicals that were used on the National Mall, they used something similar in the Reflecting Pool to try to destroy and demean our beautiful work.”

“Lightweight ABC Reporter, Jonathan Karl, was seen sticking his hand into the Pool, and trying to rip the rubber off of the surface.”

“The algae is 75% gone, and the condition will soon be completely remedied, and the area that was vandalized, fortunately, is just a small area of damage, and will be fixed early next week.”

“It’s a shame that the Radical Left Lunatics, most likely Dumocats, who have spent their lives trying to ruin our Country, are free to do so. Law Enforcement is actively investigating this situation, and will hopefully have it resolved soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@CBSNews Your job is on the line with this post.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

Before you leave, let's get I Love Boosters to Costa Rica.

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

My days are numbered on this twitter stuff. Maybe a little over a week. Maybe less.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@DoWCTO @DeptofWar @DOWResponse Great pr, no one thinks you're a joke now.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@LauraLoomer Not invited, ouch

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@EricTrump Why lie? Nothing will happen. Enjoy your crimes.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@defense_civil25 Nothing was solved

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

Evangelical Christians?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

And all they did was to break the law

How's your alliance holding up today, Zack ?

The one between the LBGTQ community and the most mediaeval misogynistic movement on the planet ?

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@MeghanMcCain Just stick to promoting war.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Mike Johnson says California election fraud is so bad it can’t be proven

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@tedcruz Cruz, you're a theater kid.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

Posted after he got the star, because he's a coward. Fuck you.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

The left loves George Floyd and hates Elon Musk, that’s all you need to know

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

Barely disguised, widely acknowledged gay icon returns.

iS it wOKe?

The cartoon with furry boots and Fisto has always been woke.

[Jon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy @jondelarroz]

Who’s seen Masters of the Universe?
Is it woke?

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

This vid will be shown at your trial.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Don’t be this guy.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@tedcruz Just nothing going on in your life.

[Jacob Schantz @Schantz82]

@blueskypinit Fake, but disturbing that you would script yourselves reacting to a old lady who might be beaten to death with a wooden bat with OMG.