PearSchefter

Breaking news for BGB est. 2001 #TheWildPearCasino

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With the Wild Pear bankrupt, Pear Schefter has decided to retire. This account will be no longer utilized. We hope others like @rapopear grow and prosper, like a Bellingham pear tree we have all grown to love. Pear out.

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Huge trade negotiations happening. 4 teams at least. 3 of the teams are above .500

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@ZachLengell915 has been fired by The Zacho Wolves from his role as Chief Marketing Officer. He held the role for the past 4 weeks and is solely responsible for all outward messages from the Wolves HQ.

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The Wolves owner has not made a public statement to the Pod besides for a 3 word quote. Any information shared in tomorrow’s Pod that isn’t a 3 word quote, is false and Schoen’s lawyers will be on you like Lattimore on Metcalf.

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The Wild Pear Casino would consider coming back IF a partnership with the BGBPod was a possibility. We would ask for one more Full Time employee to help out and also want #1 advertising rights on BGB Pod agenda.

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Pear TV (aired 1 episode then went backrupt) has been purchased by the parent company of the Wild Pear Casino, Pear Global.

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Wolves owner has requested PTO tomorrow to focus solely on battling the tyrannical BGBpod tomorrow. Sorry recruiting world.

Official quote “Daddy has to focus.”

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@ScottsTots16 * for sure @JakeInRealLife

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Sign the attached petition to bring back Limbo @BGBHarryPotter

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@BGBHarryPotter We want Limbo!

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The Wild Pear was for sale and multiple members were approached to keep it going. All declined. Do the people really want it? 🤔

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“The Wild Pear is shutting down effective immediately. We listen to our consumers and with folks skipping weeks, protesting, and being non helpful interns, we don’t think the league deserves our time and services.

Also, cancel culture is to blame as well.

Expect payouts soon.”

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@BuddiesBucks @FBI I’m a 🍐

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@BuddiesBucks 🕳 🪦⚰️⛏🪤😈👋

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🎰💥🥱🤕👎🍐😈👎👎👎👎

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Why the interns were let go?

-no ambition
-minimal help
-they’re interns. So easy to let them go. Employee relations protocol 101 am I right?

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Is PS working for the Pear?

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David Johnson has gone missing. We can’t comment. @JakeInRealLife

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Are Blakemore and CY colluding? Was the Kenyan drake team just a 1 week swap? Was Blakemore in Plain in 2015?