Lizzy Schnicke

yer a wizard, lizard.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i didn't respond i started cooking a recipe that said it would take 30 minutes and it actually took 40 years

[jackee @takeiteasyjack]

the eclipse has hit the reflections on my disco ball

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Ohio newspaper from 1970 forecasting this year’s April 8 solar eclipse.

[📸 u/Fleegle1834]

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

i love you. If you’re going through shit right now, keep going, you have no idea how good your life may be in 10 years. in gratitude,

mp

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

It looks like we’re gonna have a really strong Supporting Actor race this awards season but my argument for Ryan Gosling is that there is genuinely no other actor alive who could’ve played this role & done it justice the way he did and if we don’t honor that what’re we doing here

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Once more, with feeling:

Princess Diary 3 would heal our broken nation.

[grace @gracesftdt]

me forcing everyone to watch the nice guys (2016) before seeing barbie (2023) so u can pregame ryan gosling as a himbo

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Who ever is raising Her, 100 stars! https://t.co/8FQ7gSuYWx

[B&S @_B___S]

The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took Elephant around to meet some other animals. The sea lions were her favorite.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

This month in the US, people were shot for ringing the wrong doorbell, getting into the wrong car, using a leaf blower, delivering food to the wrong address, driving into the wrong driveway, and for asking a neighbor to stop shooting so a baby could sleep.

It’s the fucking guns.

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is genuinely the first tweet that’s brought me joy in over a month

[The Brat 🖤 @trvppedsxul]

i was NOT expecting this 😭 watch till the end

[lulu pull up middy jumper w the best of them @actofdelusion]

A cartwheel

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Solo tour, Cleveland, OH - Gravity set opener. I call this move the “blue duck“; “I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.” - Billy Madison