Scott Hoberg

Cincinnati-area attorney. Tweets do not constitute legal advice, retweets aren't endorsements, and following me during Reds season will likely annoy you.

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Nick Saban and all his kids (coaching tree)

Kirby - the oldest. Hard headed probably got his ass beat the most but now doing the best.

Sark - second eldest got away with more than usual cause dad was focused on the oldest. Slipped up in life but finding his way now.

Jimbo - middle child. The weirdest of the bunch. Never really showed up to family reunions but you know he’d be aight eventually.

Mario - The adopted son

Lane - the fourth child. The hard head but the most talented of the bunch. Dad was too old to beat his ass so he probably got away with more than usual also.

Dan Lanning - the youngest. A certified crash out. Probably on drugs.

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@cgarber8 Not great that they think a hurt one dimensional Howard is better than a healthy Brown, Sayin or Keinholz.

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@obc2k22 @80HD_Theatre @ItMeCoop @OhNoCoop @Chandrathan @UnkRam I’d start with “Metamodern Sounds” for Sturgill. Jason Isbell’s “Southeastern” is probably one of my favorites over the last dozen years.

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@WoooooTheReds After a timeout too? Amazing.

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@graeters 1. Black raspberry chip
2. peppermint stick
3. strawberry chip
4. Mint coookies and cream

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@80HD_Theatre Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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Houston is 100% sicko this season. 2 consecutive shutout losses, a blowout loss to Kansas. And now a win against top-20 KSU.

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@WoooooTheReds Is threatening us with a good time against the law? Because if so that’s one from this story alone.

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@SickosCommittee Don’t tell the coaches that.

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Franklin should have taken the points.

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“A Half Second Too Late” - The Will Howard Story

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@Farney_fool @RedsGM @UnkRam @34mphTRex @WoooooTheReds I was just about to share this with him.

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@Farney_fool @RedsGM @UnkRam @WoooooTheReds Yeah, but *I* wanted Ward!

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@RedsGM @UnkRam @Farney_fool @WoooooTheReds Yep. He was the consolation prize for not getting Cam Ward.

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Way to recover, Igbinosun.

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There may need to be a tarmac discussion with Ryan Day tonight.

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Glad to see Will Howard’s sister didn’t decide to go Lara Hawk with her outfit.

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@ehatt493

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Welp. This game is over.

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And here I thought that Zac Taylor finally found someone he outcoach in Nick Sirianni.