Moot

Deleted at 26k for posting my Uncle's nudes

[Moot @SconesSex]

@dril Celebrate the smart strong woman of the World, together

[Moot @SconesSex]

@FOXSports This is the most obvious yellow card, shame on your commentators for saying otherwise instead of taking the easiest opportunity possible to condemn that horrible flop

[wint @dril]

I m seeing some very exciting things from VIVEK !!! I can't WAIT to vote!! I want to Vote!

[Moot @SconesSex]

@Downy saves you loads

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Being vegan has really made me hate animals. Every time I think about how I can’t have Cinnabon because it’ll hurt some stupid fuckin cows feelings. Makes me want to kick my dog

[Brady @pebbut]

if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard

[Towel Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Yeah I voted… not. #cigarettes

[JIlllllll @dummyjig]

The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.

[Moot @SconesSex]

Family feud is fueling the race problem in this country. It’s always a dumbass white family against a slightly smarter black family

[Moot @SconesSex]

I can’t imagine that soap that’s able to hold its shape in a bar is as good for your skin as a soap in a more liquid form

[Moot @SconesSex]

@birddogs how does tucking in your shirt work with your built-in underpants pants? Will my shirt just rub on my dick and balls all day? Not saying I’m opposed to it, just wondering. Thanks

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Bonjour Antichrist

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Trump has to be one of the first cast members of Home Alone 2 to sell stolen nuclear secrets to the Saudis for $2 billion

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Big news

[Greta, Esq. @GQ802]

@sorraya__ @SuprmodelShayla @sendyoursocial Wut? I complain about hairy balls and dad bod.

[Moot @SconesSex]

How do people feel about farting in the shower? I love it because it sounds like how I imagine squidward farts

[Moot @SconesSex]

Whenever I say something about the future white women say one of two things: either that I’m jinxing it or manifesting it, which would yield the complete opposite result. Well which one is it white women?

[Moot @SconesSex]

I swear every Red Roof Inn I’ve ever seen has a brown fucking roof and it pisses me off to no end

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I need a slow rich bitch who ain’t goin no where like Khloe Kardashian

[Moot @SconesSex]

This is it