Scott Shelley

I’m from Wisconsin, now live in Birmingham, Alabama, so there’s that.

[ABC News @ABC]

Footage released by authorities in Wisconsin shows a suspect's car go flying over another vehicle as they attempted to flee.

The suspect, who is being held on multiple charges, was eventually arrested after a short foot chase, officials said. https://t.co/k49wKvl3pK

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

😂😂😂

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Nearly 590,000 people paid $59 million in deposits for the Trump gold phone, yet a year later not a single device has shipped and the launch date has disappeared from the website, per YF

Trump Mobile’s updated terms reportedly now state deposits do not guarantee a phone will ever be produced or made available for sale.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

@BattingStanceG @BaseballBros @OleTimeHardball Wally Joyner

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

😂

[@amuse @amuse]

UFOs: Rubio finding out he’s going to be in charge of the Martians.

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

I remember specifically having the day off, and spending some quality time with WGN! It was a good day.

[MLB @MLB]

On this date in 1998:

Kerry Wood authored one of the greatest games ever pitched!

(MLB x @NewYorkLife)

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

She's out of control, someone has to stop her.

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

This guy is so much fun to watch!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

brb gonna watch this over and over.

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

@obvious_shirts Very quickly becoming my favorite Cub!

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

@Chicago_History 83

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

Haaaaaaa😂

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Crying 🤣💀

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

I was at at least a dozen games in the 80s. Good times. But go Cubs.

[Ryan @BrewPack8]

Oh to be a Brewers fan in the 80s

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

haaaaaaaaaaa!

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel.

Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. https://t.co/kit55jmmJ1

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

@YourAnonNews That’s hilarious!

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

@druski Please keep these coming!

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

Here’s a better idea

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

Another opening day out at work! #Cubs  #openingday

[Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics]

On this day in 1980 — exactly seven years after its release — Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon broke the all-time record for longest-charting album on the Billboard 200, dethroning Carole King’s Tapestry. Still the undisputed king with over 1,000 weeks and counting. #DarkSideOfTheMoon #OnThisDay

[Scott Shelley @ScottDoesShit_]

@theaceofspaeder @denisleary ……he’s rolling over in Bill Hick’s grave