Scott Shaffer

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

[Brian Griffiths @BrianGriffiths]

Why is streaming on @masnOrioles so p a I n f u l ? #Orioles #Birdland

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@RecParks Can you please turn the water back on at the Quiet Waters dog park?

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@XFLSeaDragons @XFL2023 Seamus

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@MrPr3sid3nt92 @XFLSeaDragons @XFL2023 Pete’s Dragon. Pete was the boy.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@matthewbendett @washingtonpost Good point. Imagine if they had asked him about Disney’s lawsuit against DeSantis.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@eb454 @emilybrooksnews You’d think Mayor McCheese would want to meet other elected officials.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@duckpluck Braswell Field @oldlinewiffle

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@pwgphoto Stick with Nikon. Mirrorless full-frame. There’s an adaptor that will let you use the Nikon F-mount lenses so you don’t have to replace everything. Sony can’t compete with Nikon or Canon on lens selection.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@BillyDaKid_27 @NFL_DovKleiman That’s different. You’re helping your current team against your former team in that scenario. This is essentially throwing a game, or at least point shaving.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

Greatest Twitter thread ever.

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@JenSeniorNY Yep, just started my 30s in my head.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@ChristinaTkacik @BaltimoreBanner I will even pay more to fly out of BWI than National or Dulles. Unless it’s an international flight with no other options, I will never fly out of Dulles. Convenience of BWI (close by and easy in/out and parking) goes a long way.

[John Mozena @johnmoz]

For virtually all of human history, almost everyone alive (95%+) was subsistence farmer-level poor. When I was born, that had fallen to about half the world’s population. Today, we’re down to ~10%.

This “everything sucks now” worldview comes from a place of incredible privilege.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@5gFootball Can’t help but think Bijan is going to be a bust. Last few RBs selected first haven’t amounted to much.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

Hey @5gFootball, what are your Top 10 draft prospects?

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@5gFootball Charbonnet and Downs at the top of my board.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

1. Show Tweets in chronological order.
2. Only show tweets written or re-tweeted by accounts the user follows.
3. Bring back the 140 character limit.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What are your top requests for Twitter features & bug fixes?

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@orencamera And a couple of weeks ago, the hotel where the Giants were staying had its water mysteriously turned off the morning of their game against the Eagles.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@rawsalerts Maybe send helicopters rather than fighter jets at objects moving 20-40 mph. They can actually take a look at these things before shooting them down.

[Scott Shaffer @ScottSha4]

@J_Dot_J Give me a break. Common sense and manners.