Scott Simpson

also here maybe: @[email protected] — or actually @scottsimpson on threads is where I am going? Who cares.

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

It was a fun 11 days

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

Can’t get this song out of my head

https://t.co/1zbsh0JiIx

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

@hotdogsladies Let’s start a band called “The Wrong Guitar,” I’ll get a Steinberger 5-string bass, drummer will have a gong, we’ll play low-key indie pop

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

@hotdogsladies B. C. Poor

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Bad time for you if your bank looks like a house

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Greek Orthodox Punk Celebrates Record Store Day Thirteen Days Later https://t.co/3z0nKthpee

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

“Buckle up”

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Honored to talk about my performance on Severance here 🙏

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

@hotdogsladies @adamlisagor Or like Guy's Grocery Games but contestants have to search through a realistic strip mall drug store in challenges like "Mom's got a cough, a sweet tooth, and one last day on her COBRA"

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

Doctor: Sorry, I'm not able to see your medical history because of HIPAA, you say you have some discomfort?

Pharmacist: OK YOU'RE GONNA APPLY THIS CREAM TO YOUR TESTICLES OR WHEREVER IN THE GENITAL REGION THE FUNGUS CROPS UP, HI MRS PETERSON I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, ANYWAY…

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

@adamlisagor @hotdogsladies This is for sure the first scene in our pilot about a neglected Walgreens right

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@adamkoford This guy’s real good:

https://t.co/M9BqT3Ckcn

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

@hotdogsladies Wow, hell yeah

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

@chadopitz

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

Me: I’ll bet they don’t have Wife Type 322.6B, the wife who’s a bit of an ins… wow

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

My kids' school: Stay home if you're feeling sick!

My kids' school, the next day: YOUR SON HAS MISSED 3 DAYS THIS YEAR WHAT IS GOING ON AT HOME

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

You get on the band’s 727 and there’s a seat open next to each of them: Lyndsey with his shirt unbuttoned to his pubes, Mick picking his ear, John quietly weeping, Stevie feeding a live raven, and Christine. You’d sit next to Christine every time

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

When you’re a hip judge looking for a fresh way to sentence someone to death by hanging

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Tough week Sam Bankman-Fried but TIA for giving us 10 great hours of Hulu in 2024

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

@RyanGoodcase Meticulously assemble a gorgeous fashion spread from cut-up ransom notes

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@gknauss @edcasey Zip it, Knauss!