Scotty✨

Me doing me, mostly retweeting HIGNFY and dogs 🐩🐕

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

Getting spontaneity back and persuading @_EricaDonnelly into a trip to Norway easier than getting her to cheat on a diet 😂

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Boris Johnson tells Liaison Committee that he won’t give a running commentary on things he isn’t aware of, such as his own impending doom.

[That Peter Crouch Podcast @PeterCrouchPod]

Jose questioned on that Son hamstring recovery 👀

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

🤍🤍🤍

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

FULL-TIME: An unforgettable afternoon at Old Trafford!

🔴 #MUFC 1-6 #THFC ⚪

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

This was a lot to take in this morning, I need another coffee.
#wowee

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

cow farts & burps are no laughing matter. they release methane, contributing to climate change. that’s why we’re working to change our cows’ diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33%. learn about our ongoing study: https://t.co/kPCXpjfbGL #CowsMenu

[breezy @bneura_]

Racism isn’t a touchy topic if you’re not a fucking racist

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

‘I’m not grumpy, you make me grumpy’

Off to a strong start this morning

[cowboy !! 🇵🇸 @s0ftc0wb0y]

no offense but the phrase “when the looting starts, the shooting starts” is one of the most fucking terrifying phrases i’ve ever heard and the president just casually tweeted it

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

@CalumHughes1 Classic welsh lobster isi?

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

@CalumHughes1 Absolutely smashing it laaaa 💪🏼 Proud of ya

[Emma Trill @RookeryEmma]

Can't listen to Park Life without singing PARCHED LIFE now 😂
Thanks @PeterCrouchPod #PassThePod #ParchedLife

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

@SKODAUK Thank you! ☺️

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

@skodadoncaster @SKODAUK My mum can’t get her tyre repaired because she was sold a car with the wrong wheel nut and she can’t get in touch with your garage! :(

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to pretend you’re in a beer garden

-Carry four full pint glasses back and forth across your lawn
-Put all your condiments outside until they’re really warm
-Keep saying “don’t worry, he/she’s friendly” about your dog
-Worry your face is going very red
-Sit on your sunglasses

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

♥️

[Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore]

Today I completed my final 10 laps, and although the mission is complete - I am going to keep on going.

The donations stand at 15.5 MILLION pounds - wow.

Thank you all - now let's continue to support our NHS!

Images by Emma Sohl - Capture The Light Photography

#walkwithtom

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

Once a hero always a hero.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Wondering if an email is still valid if it fails to acknowledge “these strange times”

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

@HatrickPopson @yann_phoenix Jealousy is not pretty 👀

[Paul @paul6_4]

quarantine day 14: me cats jus asked me if i wanted the radio left on while he went out

[Scotty✨ @Scotty_Hannah]

@adam15wood This can only end well, please get a side car for Corbett