Cameron Caris

Toon Fan, dad of four, lawyer. Not necessarily in that order

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇺🇸🇬🇧 “What do you Guys call him (James Corden) a f**king Wanker?”

He actually says “Full Kit Wanker” but was right the first time live on TV - watch the reactions 🤣

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@FabrizioRomano He drinks Estrella, he eats paella, he hates fucking Sunderland

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@_ColePalmer Gascoigne

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Hey @grok based on my tweets which public figure do I remind you of?

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@TBOTT_ Still watching it now and the war has been won!! ❤️

[TBOTT @TBOTT_]

𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀'𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙂𝙀 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝘼𝙍! ⚫️⚪️

#NUFC | #CarabaoCupFinal

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@petercrouch I guess you worked it out then

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You know where I’m going with this don’t you @petercrouch

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Just packing for my ski trip whilst Louise plays YouTube videos of @ClaudiaWinkle on #room101 from 2016 slating skiers,and laughs at me for being “a tool” 😂 cheers! ⛷️ 💥 can’t wait to throw up some disgusting alcohol in my boot 🎿

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@robbeckettcomic position with Sky looking untenable now…

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@COYIronscom @ExWHUEmployee That’s a joke. 👎

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Thinking of setting up Club 30-50 for holidays abroad, where everyone goes massively overboard on the first night and then spend the rest of the week going through group psychotherapy sessions to recover.

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@Im_RobM First game I took my kids to. 🤦‍♂️

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@SexiiScotty @paddypower You forgot about the Welsh. They hate us too.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

I'm not even taking the piss when I say this England XI would have put in much better performances at this tournament than the current side #NUFC

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I’m 42 years old and on a tour bus in Milan listening to the guide. Music playing in the background. Boccherini's Minuet and Trio.

Cant help but chuckle as it will always conjure up images of @NeilBuchananArt in ZZZap! on CITV 😂 🖼️

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@NFFC I’m a Toon fan and can fully understand the upset here. I thought we lucky to get two penalties when Anthony Gordon was fouled twice against West Ham, and they’re almost carbon copies of the first one you should have had. All three were penalties in my book.

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@rickkenmoresms @Cormac007 @adidasUK Can’t put a price on goooooooooaaaaaaalllllllls

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@sturennie @NUFC @ToonPolls It’d be a bitter pill to swallow. But if he came to work hard for us, then of course he should be welcomed. He’d never come to us though. He’s got the money to choose not to, and why make himself so unpopular amongst his own?

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@sturennie Tried to edit it and I need to pay for that 😂