Nick Johnson

Shamen 12inch collector, MTB, Joy Division, LFC, #Brilliant

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Former France international Blaise Matuidi has announced his retirement from professional football.

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USA...USA... Jesus. England are not now, nor will be good enough.
FFS this is really tough to watch...
#USAvENG

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Why on Earth are @TUIUK still taking bookings to destinations knowing full well they are going to cancel.

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I haven't tweeted in a while but this....

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@MissVJFxx You fat bastard

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@colin_neil_show 😔

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#Brilliant

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#Brilliant

[Kerry Sprakes @ksprakes]

We all need a little light relief!! 😷😂😂

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#Brilliant

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

In Tier 5 they beam the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special directly into your brain

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.@ksprakes That's you that is..

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

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#Brilliant

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

The King is back! And this time with the Bundesliga!

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Call of Duty meets Xmas

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#Brilliant

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Cliff Richard says you won’t find any Black Friday deals on his official online merchandise store.

“Either pay full price or fuck off out my fanbase,” he snarled

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#Brilliant

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet.
I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him.
My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit.
Have a great week everyone!

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@ksprakes 😂

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@ksprakes 99% of Cats are evil and selfish

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@ksprakes 🤪

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https://t.co/loklUxNCrb
#brilliant

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#Brilliant

[CHRISTIAN SMITH @CSmithLIVE]

TRONIC THURSDAYS 5-11-2020 - ANTHONY PAPPA https://t.co/9dIc1puXmA

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#Brilliant

[Eric Prydz @ericprydz]

The soundtrack for Interstellar is insane.