You get 1000 shots to make a hole-in-one on Pebble Beach’s famous downhill par-3 7th. It’s playing 100 yards with no wind. If you make it, you get a billion dollars. If you don’t, you go to maximum security prison for a year. Do you do it?
*opening gifts*
me: :D
my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝
my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
@Leitner_21 and I when we were younger. Only thing missing is our twitterless brother Joe coming around the corner, threatening our lives with a pair of scissors.