Ready to feel old and useless?
On July 4, 1776...
Alexander Hamilton was 21
Aaron Burr was 20
Thomas Jefferson was 33
James Monroe was 18
Betsy Ross was 24
James Madison was 25
John Adams was 40
Paul Revere was 41
George Washington was 44
[via @kottke]
Where the fuck are you? There's four toey humans in the cab and it's twenty-to-four. Our cocks are fat and fucking ready to spurt sauce, and you're in bed?! Fuck me fire up, you sad cunt!