Sean Symms

Crafter, Maker & Bread Baker.

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

@johannhat "Surely I'll use this Zune charging cable at some point!" I say to myself for the 6th time in 12 years before stowing it in the drawer again.

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@murderxbryan If you bring a glass of room temperature water around Tony K, he reacts like a vampire getting sprinkled with holy water. He gets downed in Round 1.

[que cera cera @axtang]

me watching ryan gosling do a funny dance as ken after oppenheimer convinced me that mankind cannot be trusted to be its own steward

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Hello my name is Chad Bobo.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

DISCLOSURE: It seems lots of Tennessee Republican legislators are chipping in $1000+ to the special election opponent of @brotherjones_ — including @WilliamLamberth @SenShaneReeves and more. 👇🏽💰

[donald boat @laserboat999]

White boys after two weeks on arrakis

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

@breyyyattt What’s going to be his version of “Who do you think you are? I am!”

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

Hello, yes, I am one of the world’s richest people and I derive pleasure from 2 things:
-Internet memes from 2011
-Making everything I touch explode

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

@Garry2Funny 6, then 17, then 6 again

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@johannhat I started just a few years after that, and man was that a weird time. Sandwiched right between "Will George Bush bring back the draft and make me go to Iraq" and "Hey here's this new thing called Facebook that certainly isn't going to permanently change the fabric of society"

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@JackBensinger Only 60 years old 💔 why do the good have to die young

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@horror4kids And yet Daffy Duck was never charged for his crimes! Who did he know? Who did he pay off? WE DEMAND ANSWERS. #JusticeForPorkyPig

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@breyyyattt This is absolute raccoon behavior.

That being said, Trader Joe's Sweet Cannoli Dip and cookie dunkers.

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@FalconryFinance Hereditary (2018)

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

@johannhat Please replace "Andrew" with "John" in your mind when looking at this image.

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

@murderxbryan The Party Down reboot is on Starz in like a week, this was the exact wrong time to cancel it.

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

@brianchaley They filmed the body river scene near my hometown and a couple of floating dummies got loose and floated downriver. A bunch of people called 911 because they thought they were real dead bodies. The newspaper had to run an article telling people to stop calling about them.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[Sean Symms @SeanSymms]

@ProtonInspector Textbook case of "Main Character Syndrome"

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

Mister beast is scary. He looks too normal. He’s designed to put me at ease and I’m not falling for it