Sebastian The Crab 🦀

Spiritual Nomad 🧘🏾‍♂️ Child Of The Soil 🌱 Hubster 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏾 Proud 🌈 South African 🇿🇦

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

Not "take the child with the foreigner" 💀😓

[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

[WATCH] "I don't like it [the marches], we have children from foreigners... who's gonna support the child? I can't support the child alone," says a resident in Cape Town expressing frustration and concern over March and March's anti-illegal immigration demonstrations. #Newzroom405

[jay @JaysRealityBlog]

Preview of Ziwe’s episode with Porsha 🍑 #RHOA

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

Why are they OUTSIDE the Embassy [on the street]? Meanwhile in movies people are always running 🏃‍♂️ into their Embassy when in danger...a mess 💀

[Ayesha Bagus @Ayesha_Bagus]

Over 100 people are sleeping on the streets tonight outside the Zimbabwean Embassy in Cape Town.

Women. Children. Families.

In the freezing cold.

A society is judged by how it treats the most vulnerable.

Right now, we are failing.

[Rocktor, PhD @Mavumavu91]

It makes some of us pretty high (pun) functioning so that’s not even a remedy. 💔

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Rich kids get capital. Middle class kids get “figure it out.” Poor kids get trauma and told it builds character. The starting line is not equal.

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

@MadBeefs I think you left out the Free Fashions?

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

When is Gwyneth Paltrow & her Coochee candles being cancelled? I've never seen a more distasteful ad in my life 💀🚮 She gots to go 🚶‍♀️

[Makhosazana Zwane-Siguqa @ZwaneSiguqa]

It was a mistake for SA journalism to try and keep up with social media.

We should have let the social media “citizen journalism” loop 🔁 run independently while we focused on professional and ethical reporting.

Instead, we followed people who randomly observe events and start recording… then they turned the camera around and recorded themselves!

Now, most headlines are either click bait or hot takes!
And sometimes, I can’t even tell if some journalists are moonlighting as influencers…
Especially when they walk the red carpet and take selfies with politicians.

Very confusing sometimes 🫤

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

@__NadiaN I live around the corner from it & I still ask myself why anyone would ever torture themselves like that. Give me a safe amusement park any day - bungee; hayi khona 👋🏽💀

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

I've always maintained that 'I would never bungee' with a small adventurous streak that internally says 'perhaps some day'. But now, never, Never, neva! Yhu!

[Brock Lesnar @softsgora]

that bungee jumping tragedy in Brazil is so crazy 😭

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

The South African Government whenever they set a target date: Also Mantashe has been singing this tune since he was catapulted to Mineral Resources - we are not angry enough #RegisterToVote

[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

[WATCH] South Africa's mining licensing system has long been criticised for delays, overlapping rights and a lack of transparency. These challenges have frustrated investors, sidelined small-scale miners and created gaps exploited by illegal mining. Now the government says a new digital system will help clean up the sector by streamlining applications, improving oversight and opening the door to new entrants. But after missing its original rollout target, the Department of Mineral and Petroleum Resources is now aiming for full implementation by March 2027. @NtoksKhumalo reports.

#Newzroom405

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 executive producer James Barker has died following an unexpected medical emergency in Fiji, where the show is currently filming.

ITV America and Peacock say Barker will be honored in Tuesday’s episode.

🔗: https://t.co/19EJfGFyhJ

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

Hayi ke Thixo ka Nofefe 🇿🇦 kunini sitsho #RegisterToVote 🗳

[SABC News @SABCNews]

WATCH | Deputy Minister of Home Affairs Njabulo Nzuza says that about 1,000 Malawian nationals camped outside Sherwood Hall in Durban have been processed and verified, and all were found to be in the country illegally.

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

@TheRhoaTalk Breaking News: Trinity has filed a case of theft & malicious impersonation at the Zion PD following Kellis unprovoked confessional look #RHOA

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

@TheRhoaTalk From worse to worser to worsest

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

@dorindadeadly She didn't need the pom-poms, but cheekbones been serving all season long #RHOA

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

Someone diagnose & provide those meds ASAP 🧠💀

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

When they say South Africa is a movie 🎬: 💀🇿🇦

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

Creation Of The First Bantu State - Transkei (1962). Credit: British Pathé

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

*plotting 🐡💀

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Some curious pufferfish meet a diver.

📽: Gotzon Mantuliz

[Sebastian The Crab 🦀 @SebKrummer]

Remember where you are ✨️

[rozikryeveper @700dreqnit]

May dump anyoneee