Sebastian Kaplan

Cultural critic. Entrepaneur. Tea Enthusiast ☕️

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Currently prowling goodreads for the next opus to tackle -Unknown J.

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Elvis movie was not a “fun” movie, was very intense, & loud(I haven’t been to a movie theater in a long time)

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Turned to carnie work for first time in six months

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@Fuckalmondmilk Preach!!!!!!!

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How much form do you need, how much spontaneity

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Im only sad that I’m her boyfriend because that means I can’t be her platonic bestfriend

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Im only sad that I’m her boyfriend because that means I can’t be her platonic bestfriend

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A recalling of feeling - a deletion of protein

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@tvonbrachel #revoketheoscar

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Foot “taking a nap” in the way back of an Uber deluxe. Scarlets apathy is concerning, Netflix docu-series coming soon?

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@Fuckalmondmilk Please

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Will Mennerick: a mustachioed fool who’s been working on dumas for three years

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Just found out dandruff is fungal. Who gave it to me?

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Dweebin it up in sauggerties

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@Fuckalmondmilk Gold

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Happy ‘Bruh’s are all alike. Each unhappy ‘Bruh’ is unhappy in its own way.

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@scarlswagmaster This is classic. Bedazzled onto hat

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The reveal. Did u really think I wouldn’t do it #doja

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Tweeting the before look. Prep for Armageddon