Church Secretary

Give me coffee and a keyboard and watch what I can do.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

It's been a while (ok, years). Things have changed here....a LOT. 😲

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

@SimplePreacher Well....they have that tracking thing on their phones so they know where each other are at all times.
I refuse to be tracked. Trust me or dont.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

Help me understand.
FaceTiming w/your spouse, every single day, several times a day, and loudly. It's not like yall didn't JUST see each other at the house, and won't see each other again in a couple hours. I just don't get it....and (IMHO) it's rude.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

@andynotfunny (it's not even the youth pastor)

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

PSA: Always....please, treat your church office staff with respect.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

Fyi....the 2nd day of the year is not the day to ask about your 2021 contribution statement.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

Mind boggling the number of people that don't "feel safe" returning to church activities, but have no issue dining out or attending sporting events. #checkyourheart

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

What's your least favorite phrase?
Mine: "It is what it is."
No. Most of the time, it is the result of your poor planning or lack of effort. That's just an attempt to blow off your responsibilities, or pass the blame.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

If you have not missed a paycheck in this last year+....thank God, and your employer. God blessed them so they could bless you. A simple "thank you" would mean tons.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

@andynotfunny That's one adjective you could use.....

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

"OPEN THE CHURCH, FULLY!! NOW!!
But don't ask me to volunteer anywhere. I'm just not comfortable with that yet."
...ok...🤔

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

The same people texting the pastor that they can't take a chance and drive to church in the snow, are posting photos of Valentine dinner at restaurants the same day. 🤔 I see.......

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

I've heard comments about how "cool" it must be to be on staff at a church. There is a coolness factor. But you also have to be willing show grace and mercy to members/coworkers that are intentionally deceitful and downright mean. It happens more than people realize, & it's hard.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

Pushy Salesman: "You don't have 15-20 minutes to join us on the sales call?"
Uh. No, I don't. And I owe you no excuses/reasons.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

When things get back to the "old normal", I expect you to work your BUTT off and earn every $ your were paid during #covid19

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

@SimplePreacher Super.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

What have I posted - ever - that would make anyone think I wanted to see your "sexy pictures"?🤦‍♀️

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

@SimplePreacher 🤦‍♀️

[Chief Smith ✝️🏴‍☠️🚢🎣🦈 @ReformedBritt]

Don’t laugh. At. All.

Triple dog dare you.

[Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths]

Be mad because we're not "having church", but at least ve honest and admit you're not watching online, and when we did "have church" you rarely attended.