Anneke

Loud and obscene. Session guitarist. You’ll either really like me or hate me. American politics make me laugh.

[Anneke @SecularWonder]

The 90s. There was crisis in the Middle East, Russia was mistaken as a threat and Trump was all over the news.

How times have changed.

[Regina Phalange 🤷🏻‍♀️🐶 @smhbrb]

Talking about your salary won't impress me. Show me a picture of your dog.

[Anneke @SecularWonder]

@Symphony0fLife Those adverts make no fucking sense at all 😅

[ChainsMy⛓Ass&Soul⛓ @chainedmysoul]

Have it whore way

[scott @legrant101]

Knowledge is power for self respect

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Top things I go back to:

5. Square one
4. The basics
3. The drawing board
2. The future
1. Bed

[Larry Blueberry~🫐 @LarryLaJolla]

What has your Masters degree done for your Twitter account...

~Nothing

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

Ladies, try quoting Super Troopers, more

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Tell Facebook..
Maybe they'll give a fuck.

[Anneke @SecularWonder]

@Symphony0fLife 😅👌

[Just J @junejuly12]

Summertime. When we can stay inside and watch golf on tv rather than go outside and actually golf.

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

Pretty sure I just ate undercooked chicken so this might be my last twe

[Just J @junejuly12]

The summer sun warms our skin and fills our souls.

[Star Stuff @EchoingStardust]

I have a girlfriend
Him: "My dick can make you forget about her."
I must try this magical dick.
#NoWomanEver

[Star Stuff @EchoingStardust]

"I'm unfollowing you."
I don't give a fuck. I don't get paid for Twitter. 😂

[Vlada Mars @VladaMars]

You already have wings. They are called kindness.

So fly.

[stanley behrman @stanleybehrman]

I wish I was as optimistic as the wives that believe they can change their husbands into the men they thought they married.

[Lady of the Lake @DeusLady]

Don't lose the beauty of that dream you had last night. Hold the feeling close, let it bloom with the call of the day's growing light.

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

I can't get a new summer wardrobe until someone opens a Forever 29.