Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️

Quit being nosey. I'm trying.

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

Watch your thoughts, they become your words; watch your words, they become your actions; watch your actions, they become your habits; watch your habits, they become your character; watch your character, it becomes your destiny.

Lao Tzu

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

@MrBeast 780,000

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

I hope Rubio plans on bringing his own water to the celebration.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

POTUS: “Marco [Rubio] will go down, I mean this, as the greatest Secretary of State in the history of the United States. I believe that.”

[Larry Sanger @lsanger]

Mormonism (LDS) is not a Christian denomination. There, I said it. The reasons for this are obvious to all who understand the basics of both religions. The theological disagreements matter and are as fundamental as with paganism. 🧵

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

@DaveEDanna 💪 excited for you, brother!! You're gonna do fantastic!!!

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

The terms are acceptable

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Joy Reid warns Americans of MAGA plans: “No income tax, no regulations, earn as much as you want, and leave it to your children with no taxes, that’s the world they want.”

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

This is how you do it.

[LHGrey™️ @Grey_0G]

First, let’s shred the tissue-thin veneer of your sanctimonious denial. You, Chuck, the greasy ringmaster of the Democratic circus, conveniently omit the festering reality of Emergency Medicaid, a program that hemorrhages $3.8 billion annually...per the Kaiser Family Foundation’s 2023 data, you slimy fuck...reimbursing hospitals for emergency care to undocumented immigrants.

That’s not “health insurance”?

Bullshit. It’s a goddamn lifeline, you disingenuous prick, covering labor, delivery, and critical interventions for those your open-border policies have ushered in like a plague of locusts.

And let’s not ignore the Disproportionate Share Hospital (DSH) subsidies...federally funded, you mendacious prick...propping up hospitals drowning in uncompensated care for your illegal alien darlings, a burden taxpayers shoulder to the tune of billions, as noted in the CMS oversight report from earlier this year.

“Not one penny”?

Your math is a festering cesspool of omission, you sniveling fraud.

Then there’s the federally funded community health centers, you craven bastard, which a 2024 GAO audit pegged at serving over 500,000 undocumented patients annually with federal dollars funneled through state loopholes you’ve gleefully exploited.

The Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) itself, in a June 2025 crackdown, called out states like California...your progressive petri dish, you vile enabler...for stretching federal funds to cover non-emergency care, a practice you’ve turned a blind eye to while preaching your holier-than-thou gospel.

California’s $8.4 billion splurge on illegal immigrant healthcare this year, as reported by the California Assembly Budget Committee on March 26, 2025, is a grotesque monument to your hypocrisy, you taco-draped dipshit.

“Not one penny”?

Your ledger’s a fucking mirage, conjured by a wizardry of selective amnesia and taxpayer-fleecing chicanery.

And let’s pivot to the dark satire of your shutdown gambit, you Machiavellian motherfucker.

As the clock ticks toward midnight on this fiscal shitshow...as we speak...you’re wielding this lie like a rusty shit to blame Republicans for a crisis your party’s intransigence birthed.

The Emory University analysis from today warns of research funding gaps and healthcare reimbursement delays, you callous prick, yet you’d rather let the government grind to a halt than admit your policy of coddling illegal immigrants has pissed away billions.

A New York Times/Siena poll from September 22-27, 2025, shows 65% of Americans...including 43% of Democrats...oppose a shutdown over your demands, you polling-plummeting pariah.

Your “America Last” radicalism, as Karoline Leavitt so aptly branded it, is a self-inflicted wound, and the A.I.-generated Trump video mocking your sombrero-wearing ass...reported today...is the satirical cherry on this rancid sundae.

Your defense is a house of cards built on a foundation of shit, you sniveling worm. The Journal of Health Economics, 2023, pegs undocumented immigrants’ healthcare utilization at just 2.5% of Medicaid’s total spend, but that’s a drop in the bucket compared to the $1.4 million illegal immigrants on Medicaid rolls per the White House’s own June 2025 report...a stench you can’t wave away with your sanctimonious “NOT. ONE. PENNY” chant.

Your base might lap up this tripe, but the rest of us see through your greasy grin to the taxpayer-raping reality beneath.

Your post is a masterclass in mendacious masturbation, a vile tapestry of lies woven with the thread of your own political desperation.

You’re not protecting healthcare; you’re peddling a shutdown to shield your party’s open-border wet dream, all while taxpayers foot the bill for your illegal alien love affair.

Step into the ring, you cowardly fuck, and face the facts...or crawl back to your Capitol cesspit and choke on the truth you’ve so artfully dodged.

Enjoy the fall, you pathetic prick.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This is a must watch.

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

@DaveEDanna I have a 4 going on 5 month old. There are too many things. Dont be afraid to get rid of what you dont use or doesn't work for you. Its complicated enough without extra things complicating it.

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

@NoContextHumans

[Ross Ulbricht @RealRossU]

I was just told that @eBay is aware of this, but is choosing to not do anything about it. First time I have felt discriminated against since going free.

Gee, maybe I should start my own ecommerce website. What'll I call it...?

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

@DaveEDanna We are two weeks away from our due date. It's WILD! Pregnancy is WILD! Prepare yourself for hormones, don't take it personally, support her. That's what I got so far. Congrats brother! 🤙

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Very revealing.

$10.4m vs $582m.

The difference between how a startup runs versus a government agency.

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

Last night, my 9 year old daughter turned to me, tears streaming down her face, and said “Kurt?” (She calls me by my first name to dismantle patrio-masculine norms.)
“Was it a mistake to have my penis removed, now that women officially have no more rights?

[Sedated Seagull 🇺🇸🏴✝️ @SedatedSeagull]

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[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

@elonmusk @CommunityNotes Wait until you hear about what my dog did.

[Rukshan Fernando @therealrukshan]

Pretty damning video has emerged of just how long the assassin had while
law enforcement were being repeatdely alerted by the public, it seems almost comical. An epic breakdown in communications or something more nefarious?

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

The Trump Shooter has been identified.