Daniel Seijo Sánchez

En mi carnet de Power Ranger Azul pone que mi comida favorita son los espaguetis con roquefort y tomate.

[Tokyo @Tokyo_pi1]

Paul Rudd Says His Dad Hated the movie ‘Life Is Beautiful’ So Much that He Called It “Laurel and Hardy Go to Auschwitz”

“My dad hated it. Now keep in mind, my father could not escape Holocaust documentaries.”

“Growing up, I didn’t realize color television existed until I was a teenager.”

“But he hated what? Hated that movie so much.”

“A friend of mine texted, ‘I still laugh at your father talking about that movie.’”

“Because, again, not historically accurate.”

“And my father referred to it as”

“‘Laurel and Hardy Go to Auschwitz.’”

[Sr. Sawa @Pornosawa]

No reviséis "La vida es bella": es vergonzosa. Históricamente falaz, moralmente repulsiva y cinematográficamente inexistente. "La película que emocionó a Gemma Nierga" es su definición exacta.

[Alex Chiner @AlexChiner]

en efecto, “panqueque a base de puré de papa” para referirse a la tortilla de patata pasa al top3 de la “P League”🥉

quedaría por detrás de las ya famosas:
- botín de goleo 🥇
- chupetín de frutilla y crema 🥈

[ᏦᎧᏦᎥᏒᎥ🦦 @Kokirigb]

muerte al realismo

[Daniel Seijo Sánchez @SeijoDePuta]

@bluewmist https://t.co/HxdnR9J60r

[Packy McCormick @packyM]

"Great question! Given your deep interest in masturbation, you might..."

[Sofi @Sofidicecosas]

Cada plato de ravioles que como es un acto político.

[Tony Brown @Petrelli86]

Si no me ha dejado ciego el Madrid de los últimos dos años no creo que lo haga el eclipse

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>italys financial system is party backed by cheese

[SP @sspencerukk]

Nike did it first

[ENBAJA @enbajafutbol]

A Asencio no se lo ponen?

[mercano @soymercano]

este cae con style y el otro cayó con pain, le hacen honor a sus apellidos

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

I feel like the answer might be related to fact that you call him Punisher and her Zendaya

[Shaun D. 📸🇮🇪 | 🇵🇸 @shauns_personal]

Using AI to unblur faces🫩🫩🫩