Créme de la Krame

Pronouns: That/Guy

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

George bush is absolutely furious I just ordered two beer towers for the table

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Can’t wait to showcase my Japanese accent. #ruhroh

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

@OGBobby04186449 @basedcracker69

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

@jack_paulie @espn

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Cam Skattebo after learning he won’t be able to hit anything for an entire year

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

“So you get this round and your buddy gets the next round?”

“Yes, Dave”

“And you do this back and forth all night… to save money…”

“That’s correct, Dave”

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

“So you spent $200 in tickets to go to the game”

“Yes Dave”

“You than made $200 in bets to ‘go for free’ to said game”

“That’s correct”

“Those bets lost so you technically payed twice”

“Yes Dave”

“You then spent $130 on drinks at the game”

“Yes Dave, we also got a bag”

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

We established the run. Now let’s take the top off the D

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Tell Jersey Mike that his bathroom just got it Crème’s way

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Calling “Epstein” instead of “island” in beer pong would’ve done numbies back in my undergrad days

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Hearing word from the @whineyken camp that he is listed as questionable for the wknd. Dealing with a Right eye injury sustained at Deja vu. He’s currently getting the best medical treatment they have to offer at park Nicollet clinic located in the fentanyl district

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

The call has been answered

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Lil barrier can’t stop a guy like me if you don’t get me this blue mooner sooner

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Found a diamond in the rough. The relic only plays Toby Kieth but no one’s mad about it

[Ovechkin Goal? Tracked @OvechkinGoal]

ALEXANDER MIKHAYLOVICH OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER IN THE HISTORY OF THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE.

Graphic expertly done by @dicnowder

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Marked my territory at her place #trapgame

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

This is march. Attack the slate

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Stop telling me your political views Mr. Uber driver. Just put the car in drive

[Créme de la Krame @SeinfeldsNeighb]

Some debate here
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