Theresa Porter

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

@queerlykale Sure does!

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

Movies with the wife on a rainy night. I'm a happy girl :D

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

@MissAmerica You are gorgeous! Ignore the negative comments and be the best Miss you can be. #EducateIgnorance

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RT if you're #TeamJinkx right NOW!

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

My mom just called to say she didn't want to talk to me. #TrueStories

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

Currently trying to convince my big brother that he should take me to the Chuck E Cheese. #NotSureItsWorking

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

My brother took me to a play last night and now he is taking me to the fishing derby! #GoodBrotherAward

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

I have a quilt catalog and I can't help but wonder; What good is a quilt if someone didn't make it for you specifically?

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

@Dh_katie I haven't talked to Bre since Friday. It's driving me nuts! I miss you too though!

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

Jake: I am so not a maam. Lilly: You are so not a sir! #LillyCantSayRs

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

Using the Men's room cause I'm just bad ass like that!

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

Sportin the Chucks today, they are so comfy!! Now I know why Cassie has to wear them in every flavor!

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

Should I be concerned that the elevator smells like a hot glue gun circa 1991?

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

YES YES YES!!! the Trumps are serious Creepers!

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

I have a Nemesis...no big deal #CrossedThatOffMyBucketList

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

Life's been a test of virtue and humility so far.

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

@AndrewVolpe What are your aphrodisial feelings on I Can't Believe It's NOT butter?

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

@andrewvolpe It looked better plated. Steak fajita quesidilla. http://twitpic.com/3qzf5m

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

@Andrewvolpe You can offend me all you want, I don't watch the foozball.

[Theresa Porter @SelerMarie]

@Andrewvolpe The question here is in which month you were eating said Easter candy?