Jon McCain

Father, Warrior, Senator, Maverick. Official parody account of Senator John McCain: Destroyer of Nations, Scourge of Security, Ayatollah of Barack n' Rolla!

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@KANTBOT10K Ask not what your insurance can do for you, but what you can do for your insurance! https://t.co/4kZByCvj07

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

In a continued display of New Zealand’s endless hospitality, I was stopped and harassed by airport security for no apparent reason while leaving the country.

Stay classy New Zealand!

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@shinyshell43 @franinsf @mikesavens @SenJohnMcCain @SenatorCardin Thank you for your support! With this kind of bravery in the defense of the Iraq War, we will bring democracy to Syria!

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

We’re all Nazis. You’re a Nazi. I’m a Nazi. Trump is a Nazi. Nazis are Nazis. We’re all fighting Nazis. Whoever wins is a Nazi. The future will look back on us as the triumph of the Nazis.

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

I wonder how future generations will look back on this time. How will they view your actions?

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@StuThomas5 @SenJohnMcCain @SenatorDole And God bless you, the merciful and compassionate....

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

Those under-18 criminals are really sweet kids. Rape and murder and gang violence—it’s just not the same when committed by a 17 y.o. #socialjustice #berniebros #OcasioCortez

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

This is fantastic.

"Cynthia Nixon on Friday called for an end to solitary confinement and a “real” criminal justice reform that keeps all kids under 18 out of criminal court." https://t.co/C4ra71D6Zn

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

You have captured my heart, and I surrender myself into you. I will do anything that you desire. Just tell me who I need to betray.

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@BettyJThompson7 @SenJohnMcCain Mountain negroes are people too. They boldly withstood pressure from Killmonger Putin and helped restore the Black Panther to power when everyone abandoned T’Challa.

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@wrackerQuoyle @50Schultz @SenJohnMcCain @joncoopertweets Stop calling them Montenegroes. It’s “People of Color,” you racist.

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@maryb2162 @50Schultz @SenJohnMcCain @joncoopertweets We prefer Monte-people-of-color...

Heeeellllloooooooooooo.😡🙌🏾

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@johniadarola So true. It’s almost like he’s not the most polarizing man to ever inhabite the White House. Nobody ever questions him.

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@SuperSaiyanGawd @jamietrevorrow So did Nancy Pelosi

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

She’s a real maverick. Has @Ocasio2018 been of age in 2008, she could’ve given Sarah a run for her money. 👏👏👏👏👏 https://t.co/iAkmY4FAki

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attacks Israel, calls them the occupiers of Palestine.

When pressed on what she meant she struggled to give an answer and then admitted she does not know what she is talking about.

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

Yes. And we must bring our brand of socialism to the world! The USD will be the world’s reserve currency in perpetuity, even if we have to destroy the world to make it safe for democratic socialism. https://t.co/8u3zgLVnPS

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

PLEASE watch this to understand socialism in our country. There were people in DC that saw they could make it a scary word and people would buy it - that a huge voting bloc of suckers would eat it up. DON’T BE A SUCKER. https://t.co/I24WnEJtnD

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

Ever notice how communists are obsessed with the “bottom line” (I.e. not “costs”) when threatening to take away a market’s “top of the line” services? Just one of those delightful ironies of socialism.

#Socialiam2020 https://t.co/0k99vjJBxe

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The bottom line is: health care is a right, not a privilege. People should not be forced to live in pain or avoid medical treatment because they lack the funds. We need Medicare for all, and we need it now. https://t.co/5dnvv515FN

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

I’m deeply disappointed with the scientific racism of my longtime colleague, Lizzie Warren. Race isn’t genetic, honey. It’s a social construct. https://t.co/ghCpqescYE

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump: While you obsess over my genes, your Admin is conducting DNA tests on little kids because you ripped them from their mamas & you are too incompetent to reunite them in time to meet a court order. Maybe you should focus on fixing the lives you're destroying.

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@scotthortonshow That wasn’t me standing next to Ukrainian neo-nazis. It was my lifelong nemesis, John McBain.

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

No problem, son.

Boys, it’s time to nuke Denmark. https://t.co/50k7f0WXV1

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

I have renounced my white power. All I have is words, now.

You’re looking at a vulnerable man, filled with empathy, stripped of privilege, yearning for the equality and empowerment of my fellow NA transgender 2 Spirited folk. I draw courage from their bravery and squawerery. https://t.co/D2PNiqZycm

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

Roseanne sang the national anthem, grabbed her crotch, and spit.

She is exactly what it means to be an American. https://t.co/xofAgDyIMt

[Kat Timpf @KatTimpf]

"I can understand how the dearth of conservatives in Hollywood might make conservatives feel compelled to js support whomever they can get, but anyone with a shred of respect or intelligence should think twice before defending a racist tweet from an unhinged conspiracy theorist" https://t.co/JNa6w9BmtR

[Jon McCain @SenJonMcCain]

@mitzyann I lost the train of the argument. So the argument is that Trump shouldn’t be held accountable any more than Samantha Bee, right? That is, they both give fake apologies and we move on, right?