RickScottHatesWhales 👎🐳(parody! 🤪)

I love fast boats. vroom vroom! Whales suck.

[RickScottHatesWhales 👎🐳(parody! 🤪) @SenRickScot]

@ScottforFlorida What thief and scammer wouldn’t be proud of an endorsement by King Scammer?

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@SenRickScott @NHC_Atlantic Say “Climate Change” you fucking coward!

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@SenRickScott Spoiler alert: none of my ideas to keep kids safe include affordable access to medical care, comprehensive sex Ed or gun control!

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@SenRickScott As long as no one is allowed to say “climate change” I’m sure everything will be fine.

[RickScottHatesWhales 👎🐳(parody! 🤪) @SenRickScot]

@SenRickScott “Energy Independence” means buying fossil fuels from my friends and burning them as wastefully as possible— not reducing waste and protecting consumers!

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@SenRickScott We’re sick and tired of the GOP blocking climate action.

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@sjisrael738 @SenRickScott @NOAA Smart idea! Why do they eat so much lettuce? Seems woke to me.

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@SenRickScott @JoeBiden Why can’t you make your own jobs? You need the feds to hand them out like candy?

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@SenMarcoRubio You know what’s an untapped domestic source of oil? Whales.

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@SenRickScott @JoeBiden https://t.co/YXVBYp1clc.

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@SenRickScott Republicans scream all day about porn so why do you keep showing people his dong?

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@kennybarton2112 @apolkov @TheBloggess I paid to invade Iraq, nobody asked me! I pay the federal government to shoot coyotes but I LIKE coyotes! NOT FAIR!

[Megan @FavColour_Green]

Just visited the hedge we planted on his due date.

He's scheduled to lay it on his 10th birthday so I know what that birthday present will be easy ;)

https://t.co/Nlmi0t5ABI

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

thinking fondly of when I went to the doctor and they insisted I had a mole removed right then, and then sent me a bill for $1200. I sent them monthly checks of three dollars for a YEAR until they finally gave up on me. big win for the long game 😎

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@JimmyJps4 @Mudblood47 @jesawyer Community college costs a lot more than it used to.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'We look brave,' said Frog.

'Yes, but are we?' asked Toad.

[ProVeg International @ProVeg_Int]

We are honoured to be named one of the organisations that are building more resilient and equitable #FoodSystems through our work. 💚⬇️ We will continue working towards our mission to reduce the global consumption of animals by 50% by 2040! 🌱
https://t.co/mXUZ7AaNDy

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@jmcin9 @STEAMcultivator @CovingtonEDU @HomEdConsulting @EDUCarboNEK I am constantly enraged on behalf of Florida public school teachers!

[mollyswordmcdonough 🌊 @mollysmcdonough]

@NickMerrill @nytimes @HillaryClinton “… acknowledge it was bullshit, and write that into the history books.”

To the @nytimes :

PUBLISH THE RESPONSE FROM HILLARY CLINTON’S OFFICE THAT YOU REQUESTED. @HillaryClinton

Yes, it makes The New York Times look bad, and that criticism is deserved.

PUBLISH IT.