@Prazkat No, they're walls of text because they work in such minute and specific ways that you need to be exceptionally specific and verbose to sufficiently get across how a card actually works. "Send to GY" and "Destroy" are not the same thing.
@Burning_Lotuz I mean, both? My only options where I am are Commander or Standard, and if I bought the card I'd like to use the card, so I only play Commander.
@MBTYuGiOh I have a guy like that at my locals, but no floodgates. Instead, all of his decks are singleton for some reason, and he gets real upset if you cut his deck in a way he doesn't like. He plays RDA.