Seph Hallow

SFF writer. Punk in a cardigan. Career currently like my PE report: A for effort, E for achievement.

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[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

Hey folks. I love making friends on here, especially fellow writers; but sometimes, we're not going to get along.

If you're anti-abortion
If you hunt for sport
If you don't believe in LGBTQ rights
If you hate feminists
If you're racist
If you're ableist

then we're not friends.

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

Just in case anyone is still alive in the wilderness: I AM NOW ON BLUESKY.

https://t.co/m5BYgfPFiS

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

It's finally happened. I've watched so many long-form BreadTube videos the tinkly piano trill from Silence of the Lambs is permanently lodged in my cortex.

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

Why do people expect queers to write in May? It's Eurovision, this is gay Christmas, shut up and let me enjoy the Swedish leather daddies

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

(Yes, I am a sports queer, sorry to disappoint)

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Can't believe I'm posting on this thing again but I've got to send a giant WTH to @Sportsnet: why am I paying more than last year, but every live Oilers stream cacks out 15 times a game?!

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

This site is not a fun place to be anymore. I will check in periodically because I want to see where my fave SFF writers and mags are at, but being here is largely depressing. Find me and my pup on IG! https://t.co/tAcSxR4BZ9

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

@dimension20show This is an actual DM being a dom, because if that ain't edging, I don't know what is

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

My ribs are so tender, just coat them in BBQ and serve them at a family function

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

@Wiswell Holy cow, that is SO COOL

[Racheline Maltese @racheline_m]

Non-binary isn’t new; I’ll be 51 next week and I know and have so many beloved non-binary elders with decades of seniority on me.

You becoming aware of the wider world doesn’t make a thing new. You having to remember that a wider world exists doesn’t make it annoying.

[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

In late 2019, @jk_rowling revealed herself to be a "gender critical" activist. They sell this tweet on merch at GC events, and have a conspiracy theory that trans people in Twitter delete their likes off it. Here's the thing, though: they don't actually believe a word of it. 1/

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

@MmeGuillotine That's wonderful/I'm sorry!

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

Someone's got to get into shit with this. The overwork, the complete lack of information, the danger to the public with all those drivers going that far, that late ...

[James Nokise @JamesNokise]

I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes…

At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh..

It was comfy, it was quiet

In hindsight, too good to last…

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

@dracopoullos Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis series changes protagonist each book, and I want to say they change person too, but I'm not sure

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

Scared the shit out of myself last night when I got up to pee and saw my copy of HOLLY fucking GLOWS IN THE DARK

Thanks @StephenKing you absolute king of spooky pranks

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

@heatherchristle @JenLRossman Thoreau's editor: Have you consider "beanwhile"?

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

@JenLRossman 90s/noughties TV was so bingeworthy and stuffed with hot people, and they wonder why we all grew up bisexual

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

It's so badly ghostwritten that even though the ghostwriter admitted (in a now-deleted post) she wrote it, folks are debating if you would really pay for such sub-standard fare, or if it's MBB's own genuine lack of talent.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

Once upon a time, part of my job included supporting creative writing classes for Year 11's lowest English set in the middle of the pandemic when absolutely none of the pupils wanted to be there.

In completely unrelated news, here's an extract from Millie Bobby Brown’s new book.

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

ACAB includes Harry sodding Potter

[Seph Hallow @SephHallow]

@vornietom I mean ... they're not wrong 🥹🎲