Tyler Thompson

The most unremarkable person you'll meet. Curveball Moses

[Tyler Thompson @Sergeant_Jimmy]

When in doubt, ask Napa cause they know how.

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When it comes to stowing a carry-on bag in the overhead, I swear some people treat it like rocket science. That shit is not hard

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@taylorisquality It’s a little repetitive but it does get the point across

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@huntercantmiss Nuclear energy is the best energy source available to us currently

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 So called “free thinkers” when the crosswalk sign turns green

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@mrmalaka2 @ShitpostGate Not at all. People will try to tell you to go to uni, but if you go to uni, you end up with student loans and entry level jobs don’t pay great. Trade jobs pay pretty alright, and some like electricians, welders, etc. pay pretty good. Additionally, trade jobs are always available.

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@exploreplaces_ This goes unbelievably hard

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@discordthreats The fact he got corners on it tells me all I need to know

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@XboxWeirdMsgs I guess I’m just collateral damage

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@UnitedFruitComp @HumansNoContext They also saluted an enlisted

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@interiorluxs Yeah, probably

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@johnnyxbrown I’ll give you the real military method to fall asleep almost immediately:
1. Be short on sleep compounded over multiple weeks. 2. Be extremely tired from the day. 3. Lay down on mattress.

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@taylorisquality He is a man of focus, commitment, and shear fucking will

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@WomenPostingLs Absolute chad

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Let’s Make a Deal but instead of Wayne Brady it’s MLB owners and every door has a Zonk behind it

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@mlbshitpostbot Unstoppable

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@mlbshitpostbot No

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@TalkinBaseball_ I miss baseball

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@mlbshitpostbot This is not a shitpost, but a true statement

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@north_peterson @mikeyAngelfan @nut_history This man literally just did

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How this season will start. Thanks @MLBPA and @MLB !