ServerOverheard

Things servers have overheard tables say. #server #waitress #funny #restaurant #severoverheard #overhead #serverprobs #waitressprobs #waiter #waiterprobs

[ServerOverheard @ServerOverhear1]

Someone help ya girl out

[ServerOverheard @ServerOverhear1]

@CheesyServer We don’t have a date yet but there’s is talks that when we do they are going to remove every other table and we ar egging to have to wear mask.

[ServerOverheard @ServerOverhear1]

The most elaborate dine and dash I e ever heard of.

[ServerOverheard @ServerOverhear1]

#server #CaroleBaskin #JoeExotic #TigerKing #CaroleBaskinKilledHerHusband #waitress #kitchen #restaurant #meme #servervoice #customerservicevoice #heyallyoucoolcatsandkittens #funny #tables #tiger #cat #kitten #CaroleKilledHerHusband #joeexotic2020

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Day 5 no restaurants: I have sent drunk texts to 6 different managers apologizing for not running food

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Anyone out here wanna ask me for no cilantro?

[The Bitchy Bartender @bitchybartende2]

No cape required.

#tp #walmart #coronavirus #TheDarkKnight

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Can you imagine if there was social media through the Black Plague

[the wicked witch of the east bro @MrssaXplnzItAll]

Holy fuck I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a fat ass and a great personality

[ServerOverheard @ServerOverhear1]

KY has decided to close all restaurants and bars until further notice. So far I have applied to every work from home job on https://t.co/I7zzHWc5ww and I don’t feel very hopeful about any of them. How’s everyone else holding up? #coronapocolypse #COVID19 #Coronavirus #serverlife

[ServerOverheard @ServerOverhear1]

Does anyone know of anything like this that is also for servers?

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

I need someone to quarantine these bills.

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Quarantine day 4: answered a phone call from an unknown number

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

An older woman in front of me demanded her drink get remade because her barista was Asian.

When I tried to inform her how irrational that request was, she turned and sneered, “are YOU Chinese?”

I replied, “no, but your ugly-ass knockoff purse is.”

Shut your racist asses up.

[ServerOverheard @ServerOverhear1]

“I’m just not a very competent person. “ - Our hostess last night. #server #serverlife #host #hostess #restaurant #Restaurantlife #serviceindustry #stupid #serveroverheard #restaurantnews

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Most of being a server is just hoping that it’s going to be dead but that you’ll somehow still make $200