Hanlon’s Razor

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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@RepFine Why don’t you go ahead and forge this voter’s signature and mail it back.
Why not take some photos of yourself doing it?

We all know why you won’t. Because you know as well as everyone else that would be a felony.

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@RupertLowe10 The FT doesn’t do “hit pieces”.

The reason you know this is because an FT subscription costs ~$1000/year. Its readers treat it as an investment because they expect to make money from its journalists. Lying to the reader would literally be bad for business.

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@ZackPolanski If you don’t want to be “in hock to” something, you need a plan to not require that thing.

What is your plan to stop borrowing from the bond market?

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@NancyMace Who would lie about getting an endorsement from a conman rapist who lost a war with Iran?

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@walter_phillip @SenatorLankford @jasoninthehouse Are you saying that the government is entitled to tell you what religion you should follow and prevent you from practicing any other religion?

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@PostOpinions @DominicJPino What about all the DC taxpayers who don’t drive and subsidize all the drivers, suffer from their emissions, and give up all the public space for parking?

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@DOJRR47 In case you were wondering, this is why no human being with an ounce of decency wants to work in your office.

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@NancyMace You’d love to see fewer black people in Congress, right?

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@JohnCornyn Front month $RBOB @ $3.75… implies average price at the pump: ~$4.65 in 4-6 weeks’ time.

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@RepFine What about single nationality US citizens who went to Congress and swore an oath to uphold & defend the constitution but are too afraid to actually do it?

Maybe you can get back to me on that once you’ve got up off your knees?

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@RepDonBacon lol.

Good luck with that.

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@timburchett I’m sure you haven’t.

Making it harder for citizens to vote is your prime directive.

How else will you maintain your violent grip on the throat of our democracy?

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@cthocas @john_mason_ @USAttorneys Imagine being an adult who never learned what a metaphor is.

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@LiamHalligan There’s still time to delete this utterly wrong tweet.

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@MarshaBlackburn @ChrisMurphyCT Seriously, fuck all the way off.

Get your own deplorable clown show of a party in order before you start clutching your fucking pearls and complaining about tone.

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@timburchett The good people of #TN02 are already paying you $174K and all you do is genuflect and fellate that monstrosity in the White House.

And you expect them to give you *more* money?!

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@alexonthebayou @HallJacque33709 @IngrahamAngle @bamit1963 All Europe wants is for Trump to stop fucking things up so we can all get on with our lives.

Do you think he can manage that?
Do you think he could just sit down & STFU for five minutes?

Seriously. It’s exhausting.

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@MehekCooke @NewsNationTV @KatiePavlich You are clearly dumber than a bag of hammers.

But maybe don’t broadcast your stupidity on the internet.

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@KatiePavlichNN @LisaDaftari @MehekCooke 1. We actually don’t know if it’s open.

2. Iran has undoubtedly been the one with its boot on Trump’s neck.

3. The only reason it was closed in the first place is because the president and his administration are all morons.

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@MehekCooke Are you the dumbest fuck to walk this earth or is this just a performance?