Luke

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Brushing my teeth and I looked up.........

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[Luke @Setath]

@spookiexgoblin @ENTERSHIKARI @JezPennington @RouReynolds @enterrob @EnterChris @roryclewlow @HoldingAbsence @SoRecordings @XrayTouring @Halestormpr @grandson @destroyalllines Here’s the pricing on DICE (think that’s with booking fees and everything included)

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis

[pris @pwiscila]

Can’t hang out today. It’s my friend Snoopy’s birthday. Yeah the beagle

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

His first non-M:I tweet since the summer Olympics, Ryan Coogler has the Mandate of Heaven

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

God will do anything to keep those penguins flightless

[purpee’s princess 👑 @mouseabolition]

i simply could not be lou wilson. if i had been driving around in a joker wrapped car for months and heard “two points” i would have become the joker on the spot.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Stop chasing her she’s the umpire

[Steven Christie 🎤💫 @StevenChristie_]

say your prayers cast of the beatles biopics

[Rocky @viperwave]

Was looking at a Japanese ferret website and the pictures make them look like death row inmates.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

I’ll throw this fat gerbil in the air fryer rn

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

"y'know only 5% of the ocean has been discovered, is it possible that giant monsters could be living at the bottom of the sea-"

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] you're wrong, pacific spookfish!!!

[SealDev @SealDev2]

uh. guys. why am i in prison

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered Grinch controlled airspace

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[Iglꙩꙩghost @IGLOOGHOST]

BAD NEWS MY HORSESHOE CRABS ARE CURRENTLY REPORTING THIS STOLEN IMAGE.

[irene. @pascalcoded]

this diva