Seth Kintigh

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Good news: moved our seats together on @jetblue to #BlackHat & #defcon32

Bad news: I did it without logging in to JB

Worse news: JB sees bug reports as valueless -- no bounties. 🙄 Dumb, but I'll respect their decision. I'd hate to waste their time with something worthless.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Only had to fight @jetblue til 3am to buy the 2nd ticket. Go to bed. 4am, I get a text saying something went wrong. @jetblue also didn't email me ticket info. They lied about selling me a ticket and the confirmation number.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Yup, forgot all my passenger data again. Did you actually pay someone to write this software? This used to be my favorite airline. Never again.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@JetBlue called it: "The seat you selected just changed in price or sold out. Please click OK to return to flight results to see the current fare or select another flight. We're sorry for any inconvenience." Let me guess, forgot all passenger info again

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Holy fucking shit, @JetBLue just choked again, and lost ALL of my passenger data AGAIN. Let me guess, another price increase?

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

3 years in a row, I click "purchase" and in that exact second @JetBlue just happens to stop honoring the advertised price and increased it dramatically. 3 years in a row. What are the odds @SenWarren?

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Just got bait-and-switched by @JetBlue for the 3rd year in a row. I click "purchase" and they add $80 to the price of the ticket, say "whoops it changed." For an extra kick in the nut sack they deleted ALL of my passenger data so I had to retype everything. Scammed again.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@WellsFargo thanks for texting me a reminder to make my 1st payment... jussst after you added late fees and charges. Thanks a pantload.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Just got scammed by @JetBlue again. They have "trouble processing your payment" over and over and then jack up the cost of the flight I'm trying to pay for. Exactly the same thing they did last year. Almost like it's their business plan.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Placing phone down until hold music interrupted by a voice: coping skill
Tricking customers by interrupting hold music with ads: Asshole
...every 15 seconds with the SAME useless ad: #CVS
Never go full CVShole.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Breaking: new pictures of metallic #UFOs / #UAPs that #NASA can't explain!

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@BBCNews I may know exactly what that is. But before I make a fool out of myself, are there any high resolution photos, or at least photos not compressed down to 50kB? I need to see the details

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@publicbill that "most compelling" UFO was debunked by pilot's own video and basic knowledge of cameras https://t.co/NXrOfQT4aI

High-school math and the realization UFOs don't use 747 nav lights debunked the rest. This is beyond the gov/military's ability?!

I wanted to believe

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

The @Patriots held bigger parades than the @Giants which proves they really won Super Bowl XLVI. I demand the US Constitution be terminated along with all #football rules until @TomBrady gets his 2011 ring. #MassiveFraud #MAGA #Sad

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

Emphasized an image

"Hey tech bra, know what peeps want? @Apple to spam them with non sequiturs!"

"Yeah bra woot! We can break compatibility w every phone on Earth!"

"Group chats will be Apple spam cesspools. We get the best ideas when boofing Zima!!! WOOOOOO!" #GetTheMessage

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@JSyversen The problem is you're asking ~software~ hackers. Give it to me. I will do... things.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@Delta double booked my flight, never sent me a receipt, nor a confirmation number. I learn this from my credit card bill. Delta refuses to refund, wants me to pay for their mistake. How is this legal?

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@RCNConnects Wow, RCN just tried to automatically withdraw an extra 50% on my plan without telling me. Also, this is the only way to contact RCN other than waiting on hold for hours.

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@axios Part 2 of this series: why we need draconian laws against completely unrelated crimes.

Part 3: Those laws didn't help. That PROVES we need to gerrymander, undermine democracy, and take away voting rights from minorities. To stop "shoplifting." You disagree? Are you pro-MURDER!?!

[Seth Kintigh @Seth_Kintigh]

@axios Sounds bad! Let's look at every crime the "journalists" at Axios cite as "shoplifting:"

Organized crime (multiple)
Warehouse B&E
Truck jacking
Assault
MURDER

Shoplifting cases: 0

In fairness, in the last line they admit everything they wrote is previously-debunked bullshit.